miraclewhip: possibly his own. (Wallachia man going to break a face)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fuck. Missed the heart. Maybe coming here drunk was not the best idea.

But on the other hand, good. This might not be Dracula, but it's one of his generals. Something like that. Good enough. There's no cry when the bone cracks, barely anything other than a twitch of the lips baring blunt teeth. ]


The Belmont has finally come to America. [ He corrects. ] I thought you fuckers liked counting.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I know- [ He's interrupted by his arm hitting the step. That gets a noise of pain out of him this time, but it's dulled by the alcohol and the adrenaline. ] -I know what the remains of a Dark Inferno look like, vampire. I know it was him.

[ They look, in truth, a lot like the remains of an early use of the B-1E Elektronbrandbombe. Any sufficiently advanced technology, and all that. ]

We let you live for centuries. Dracula restarted this fucking war, and it doesn't end with his death. [ Knife. He has a knife at his belt. He takes it in his still functional arm, stabbing it at Alucard. ] But it can fucking well start with yours.
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not that fucking war, this fucking war. My fucking war.

[ One arm is useless, the other is successfully grappled, and his knife is stuck in the vampire. He really should have brought the silver one, but he wasn't really intending to live long enough to need any of this. ]

Not hungry? [ He sneers, despite literally nothing here going to plan. Not to either the 'kill the vampire' plan or the 'get killed by the vampire' plan. ] I don't think you can stop me without obliging, you pompous bloodsucker.
miraclewhip: for every mistake in his life (Wallachia man blames 'spooky shit')

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ The world seems to shift to one side when his head hits the ground, and he has to check for a moment to be sure he's still on the step and not on a slope of some sort. But no, everything is where it ought to be, it just all feels wrong. ]

Fucking kill me, vampire. [ His words were already a little slurred, now they're more so. ] Or I'll remind you why you all fucked off here in the first place.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He still has his left hand. He takes the charcoal from his pocket, trying to scrawl on the ground as he's dragged, but that's no use. Magic doesn't need good handwriting, but it does need better than this. Even if it didn't, he can't focus on anything right now. ]

Just fucking kill me. Please.
miraclewhip: of stolen wine, drives into herd of alpacas (Wallachia man driving wagon full)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ He hits the ground and rolls. His head is still spinning even after he's stopped, but he pushes himself to his feet with his good arm and stumbles forward, trying to get back through the gates before the protection spells he broke to find his way in here take effect again. He can't break them a second time, not in his current state. ]

Fuck. Fuck.

[ He doesn't reach the gate in time. There isn't a gate anymore. Just trees and an invisible line on the ground that he can't pass without suddenly needing to turn around and forget he was here.

It’s a few weeks before Trevor shows up next. And it’s not in the way anyone might expect.

Which is to say that he doesn’t bang on the door before trying to bewitch the castle. Because in fairness, there isn’t much of a ‘what anyone might expect’ to work with when it comes to Trevor. He’s calm, he’s quiet, and that long blue coat is meticulously cleaned and repaired, though it seems almost too large on him. And he isn’t alone.

The chain isn’t visible from the road, but the glamour fades away as they move through those gates. It’s around his neck and looped through itself in such a way as to tighten when pulled. He stumbles forward when he's dragged, eyes unfocused.

The vampires leading him, two of them with one clearly leading and another following, don’t knock. Because of course they don’t fucking knock. They, unlike their prisoner, know there’s no need for it. The castle won’t have allowed them to arrive without announcement. Instead they simply stand at the door. ]


My lord. [ The first vampire speaks. He’s local. Known only as Damian in recent years, he hasn’t been Giovanni Damiano or John Damian since he came to America. Older than many, an alchemist who became a vampire to fulfil a prophecy about a flying man and who had posed as a priest and a surgeon both for centuries before he was driven out of Europe by the Belmonts. His voice is soft and cool and absolutely the kind of deferential tone that could mean that legitimately be deference or that could mean ‘actually fuck you’. ] I bring tribute.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor does not look at Alucard. He doesn't look at anyone or anything, just stares outward, taking just a little too long between blinks. He's cleaned and shaved and made presentable in every way that he could be made presentable, but he's too pale. Far, far too pale. There's a tug at the chain and he stumbles forward. ]

The newest pride of my collection. And more of a rarity than ever these days, it would seem.

[ Damian smiles, and it's the kind of thing that might look genuinely pleasant. Which means it's entirely not real. ]

I had thought to see if a conservation effort might be made. One last kindness to old rivals, after all these years. Breed it, see the Belmonts flourish in captivity. But I had it interrogated, of course. One cannot be too safe with these sorts. Imagine my shock to learn that it had escaped from you!

[ The turn of the vampire's lips indicates that yes, the misunderstanding of events here is deliberate. He's daring Alucard to admit that he turned a Belmont loose. That's what his companion is here for. He's a witness. ]
miraclewhip: somehow this is effective (Wallacia man swings yoyo at vampire)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
My apologies, lord. A mistake on my part. Having seen your witch, I thought you might have wished to complete the collection.

[ He's very clearly studying Alucard's face as he says that. ]

Forgive me, I thought perhaps that you shared my fondness for the old stories.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Very well, very well.

[ This does not seem to be going the way Damian would like. There's no visible clues to that effect, but he's quick to try to bring that topic of conversation to a close. ]

Am I to assume that my gift is unwelcome, lord? Fear not, I do not mean to let such a precious rarity die regardless of your answer.
miraclewhip: somehow this is effective (Wallacia man swings yoyo at vampire)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's difficult to see any damage right now, though that in itself is probably answer enough. He's wearing gloves and a thick, long coat despite the fact that the night is not a particularly cool one, and he's holding himself in a way that's normal enough, if listless. That, again, is not necessarily a good sign - either the wrist has somehow healed completely or the fact that it's not being held in a way that's at all unusual means that the compulsion isn't allowing him to take pain into account in the way he's standing and moving and he cannot be relied upon to give anything away by limping or favoring one side. About the only skin below the chin that can be seen is the front of his neck, where the chain is looped around. That's a mess of yellow and green and purple bruises ]

Of course, my lord.

[ It's clear from that sugary sweet tone that Damian considers this a victory. He drops the leash to the ground and looks to his witness, who watches impassively. The story is clear enough - if the Belmont is seen again, then Alucard has failed to bring an old enemy under heel even when given every opportunity. A sign of weakness. A sign of placing the value of even the most detested of his mother's kind above is father's. And, should the Belmont cause chaos when released, a sign of dangerous incompetence. ]
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, of course. I took from this one before I realized he would be leaving my home. A terrible mistake, I admit.

[ The mention of Dracula's own rules knocks him off balance just a little, but he's quick to respond. Because that rule was never made for love of humanity, even if it started being enforced far more strictly after Dracula met his wife. It was made for secrecy's sake. As long as it's someone who won't be missed, and as long as they don't return to the city for those suspicious bites to be seen- well, there's no problem there.

Damian gives a dramatic bow. His companion only nods his head and gives a terse thanks for Alucard's valuable time. ]


If you have no need of me, my lord, then until we meet again. I pray you find my gift to your liking.
miraclewhip: of stolen wine, drives into herd of alpacas (Wallachia man driving wagon full)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ The bad news is, it's all at once. The good news, so far as there is good news at all, is that the order to stand and walk was the only thing keeping him on his feet at all. Without that, his legs fall out from under him and he tumbles to the ground with a soft thud and a rattle of chain.

He's awake, barely. He's awake but there's not much more he can do about that than to try to drag himself toward Alucard by the fingertips of one hand, snarling as he does. ]

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