miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Is this the vampire version of a dick-measuring contest? Castle measuring?

[ Wow rude. He's perfectly fine with having had all his titles stripped away. Literally the only part of that situation he's okay with. ]

'Trevor Belmont, Consort to the Worst Vampire in Europe'. I can live with that.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people don't look at a castle and go 'goodness, what an unworthy castle'!

[ The laughing helps, flooding through the silence of the forest. Perhaps he should be concerned about the sound making it easy to find them, but in the silence even Alucard's light footfall would be sound enough for that. This is better than the quiet. Somehow he doubts there's been any laughter here in a long time. ]

Well I can't exactly be consort to a better vampire, now can I? Most have the good sense not to keep a Belmont around.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Point well made, point well made.

[ There aren't many vampires he's run into who at least had the sense to not start shit when there's someone around carrying a thing called a Vampire Killer. ]

What title would you prefer, then?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now it is.

[ He already has an arm around Alucard's shoulders, so he pulls him closer and grins. ]

'Trevor Belmont, Consort to Yours and Hers'. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, but I can work with it.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll still take it over 'The pet Belmont'.

[ He laughs at himself, remembering how little Alucard cares for that particular title, and squeezes his shoulder. ]

Mine.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-26 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's harder to walk, like this, but the extra effort is worth it. The spring air, even in the eerie quiet, is a welcome break from the endless summer of the estate, and it's hard to be overly concerned with the silence with Alucard leaning into him. It's safe. Pleasant. Like when they collect berries and Alucard carries that ridiculous little basket with him.

The next tree is bent at a sharper angle, almost growing horizontally for a little while, and while the castle isn't yet visible from the ground there's a definite presence that can be felt. ]


I think you'll get your chance to venture upon critique soon enough.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Concussions make Trevor clingy. It's been a lot, and among all the concerns of becoming what was before, there's the knowledge that this could easily end as tragically as it did then. He pauses for just a moment, long enough to pull Alucard closer before letting go. He lets his knuckles brush against Alucard's as they walk, but nothing more.

The trees become more sparse as the castle becomes visible, and the oldest of them bend away from it at ninety degrees before growing upwards once again. And it's- fairly normal, all things considered. Not an unimpressive castle, at least as far as he's concerned. But nothing to signify that it might be terrible in the same way as Dracula's. ]


Would you rather get your comments on the architecture out of the way now, or share them as we go through?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ The door opens. There's no resistance, nothing like the defenses of the castle. That, at least, he knows to be deliberate. Walter wanted visitors. He thrived upon them. ]

There ought to be a staircase leading downward, at first.

[ They have maps of the place. One theoretical, made by Mathias based upon intelligence gathered from outside. The second is from Leon's journals at the hold, a working map made for himself when he explored it - more reliable but less complete. He nods when he sees the staircase - this place isn't living. Isn't rearranging itself the way Dracula's castle was known to be capable of. That, at least, is a relief. ]

Leon said there was- something down there. Didn't say what, he just didn't like it. Through here, there'll be corridors into the inner parts of the castle.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ His hand touches the Morning Star delicately, just for a moment, to be certain he's ready. Whatever is down there, it drove fear into Leon far more than Walter, or anything other than Sara's injury and turning, ever had.

He's not quite certain they're ready for that. But they have to at least know. ]


Downstairs first, then?
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
'Here I came upon a great beast wreathed in flame, with skin strong as iron, guarding the place where-' [ 'Where my best loves were kept from me' ] '-the beast was asleep, and the cell he guarded empty, and I knew them to either be dead else taken elsewhere. The beast took no quarrel with me, nor I with it, for I would suffer no delay. These choices, I am certain, is why I live to write, for in all my travels I never saw to terrible a creature. I doubt not that even the Lord of this Castle should tremble before the thing.'

[ He recites the appropriate passage from Leon's journals as he moves down the stairs, tracing over the wall in the same way that Alucard had the whole way. He's careful, because he cannot hit his fucking head twice in one trip. ]

'The beast allowed me to live, and I it, but as I ventured into the galleries of what Mathias called the 'Ghost Theater', I heard the terrible bellows from below. The beast was crying out in rage and pain, and I was consumed at once by the desires to leave this place at once and to return to its side and console it through whatever suffering brought such dreadful cries from it. My quest, however, would tolerate neither.'

So something shitty, is what I think he's saying.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thank fuck.

[ He breathes when he reaches the end of the staircase. Going back up he'll be able to handle, but going down a set of very steep, uneven stairs in the dark is unpleasant even with Alucard going first, both able to float and stable enough to keep his balance if he's fallen into. He moves closer to the cell bars, frowning as he runs a hand over the metal.

And then there is that great roar that Leon wrote of as a massive engine in the centre of the room bursts into life, fire boiling water which turns things and pulls things and he's not going to pretend he understands that much of it. A light turns on, loud and far too bright. Lightning trapped between two rods, like a far larger version of the small bulbs in the castle.

Papers are scattered across the floor of the cell, visible now in the bright light. Some detail the workings of the great engine. Others are an attempt at a scientist's interpretation of the experienced of being turned, starting rational and measured and twisting into pain and fury. There are bottles everywhere, some broken and some empty, some half-filled with long-dried blood and some still sealed. Walter had kept his precious alchemist well-fed. ]


Well shit- I think that might be Leon's monster.
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit.

[ He repeats it with a lot more feeling, because- well shit. ]

...you know that we have to destroy this before we leave France.

[ He's glad that Alucard found it and everything, but- they can't let this stay here. Where it could be found so, so easily by anyone. It's a miracle that nobody's stumbled upon it before now. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs, and this place is fucked up but between the similarities to parts of the castle and the joking it's- a little bit less fucked up. ]

Do you have everything you need? Hopefully it should be easier to see with this thing on, at least.

[ He laughs again, though this time there's a little less humor to it. ]

We can find out all the rest of the shit that Leon got wrong.

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