miraclewhip: (Jef94od)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-01 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Of course-

[ And there's laughter in his voice again, which usually means he's going to say something terrible. Alucard's efforts, lips on his collarbone, hand peeling back his shirt just a little, manage to avert disaster for a little while. He gives a soft, low sound of appreciation. But all things must come to an end, and as he enters the bedroom (he'd had the foresight to leave the door open, so he woundn't need to try to juggle the vampire to free a hand to turn the handle) he finally says the terrible, terrible thing. ]

I do hope you don't feel such distaste for all things that are terribly hard for you.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to hear.

[ He lays Alucard down on the bed, sitting himself on the eyes of it to just take a moment to watch him lying there, stroking his cheek softly. There's adoration all over his face for just a moment before it fads back into being a shit. ]

I hope this bed doesn't offend too deeply. [ And then, still stroking Alucard's cheep and with somewhat more sincerity than was probably intended: ] My beautiful, beautiful princeling.
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm far too just about everything for my own good. Far too cunning, far too reckless-

[ He leans over Alucard as he speaks, sliding one hand under his shirt. He avoids touching the scar some days and doesn't seem to pay it any mind on others (because it's something deeply personal and painful, but also because if he balked at the touching of scars then he'd never get anywhere with anyone). The pattern is something apparently only discernable to Trevor, with some connection to Alucard's apparent mood on any given day but no clear way of telling. Today is a 'paying it no mind' day, and he strokes over Alucard's chest, pulling the shirt up as far as he can without actually having removed his coat first. ]

-far too in love with a fucking vampire-

[ It's said thoughtlessly, without seeming to have any care for how rare that particular phrase is from him, as his rough fingers come up to trace underneath Alucard's collarbone. ]
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well shit, he has a point. There's going to be some difficulty later in getting clothes off without pausing this in order to do so.

And he could go about trying to fix that, or making a response, but there's kissing happening. There's Alucard's grip on his hair grounding him, not pulling quite tightly enough to be painful, just enough to keep him aware of the rest of his body even when all he cares about right now are his lips and Alucard's.

He's flushed himself when he breaks the kiss, breathing hard enough to get in the way of that stupid taunting tone he keeps trying to do, face a few inches from Alucard's. ]


What would you ask of me, my princeling?
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (3o5AkPq)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps they were.

[ It wouldn't be the first time that one of them has demanded Alucard float for just a moment to make undressing him without interrupting what they're doing easier.

But he relents, because him making demands of Alucard doesn't match the stupid, stupid tone he's decided to set for this whole thing. With a last, short kiss, he moves back and stands, pulling off his shirt. Because who is he to refuse a command? ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alucard times it brilliantly, suddenly pressed against Trevor's chest as he finishes pulling the shirt away from his arms, meaning that Trevor already has his arms around him without needing to think about it. And then Alucard's hands and mouth are on his chest and- fuck, it's as nice to think about as it is to experience, really, that Alucard is perfect, perfect, and yet there is a part of him that he can't help but touch.

It's more than a little flattering. ]


Enlighten me. Which one is this?

[ Because this seems both spoiled and dramatic at once to him. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Consider me curious as to what it looks like when you dramatically attach yourself to my chest.

[ He pulls Alucard closer at that, kissing him again and sliding a hand just slightly below the waistband of his trousers to settle against his hip.

He is very much impeding movement. He'll deal with that later. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
And here I've been complaining about you being too fussy about where you rest your head.

[ On its own, the chest thing doesn't do that much for him. Or at least, doesn't do that much for him compared to having those hand and lips and that tongue on any other part of his body. He doesn't dislike it, of course, it's wonderful, there are just other places he'd offer up for affection first.

But the absolute adoration - that does a lot, because fuck, it's- it's something amazing, to know that some part of him can make Alucard this hungry to touch it just by existing. ]


Though I suppose you're being a little too active there to call this 'resting' anything.
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ The laugh that Alucard gets is genuine and also the kin that only barely disguises surprise and delight. Because shit, usually it's him who says that kind of shit. It's hardly the first time Alucard has managed a delightfully dirty retort, but it's always something to hear that kind of thing spoken with his voice. ]

Oh, I can think of a few places- [ And it is tempting to throw his stupid plans (so far as he had a plan at all) to the wind and just tell him exactly where his head can go. ] -the pillow, for now. I believe his highness expressed an interest in seeing how this was going to end, after all.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then.

[ Well fuck, that's not right. He's meant to be the bully here, not the recipient of bullying. And fuck if having his mouth so close doesn't make it even more tempting to just-

-well, lesson learned (it will not be remembered). Failing to plan things out results in the vampire trying to take things in his own direction. Which would be fine, normally, but he he's not sure he trusts him to play along with this stupid game in doing so. And this stupid shit is important.

Because it's going to be hilarious when he can force Alucard to think of nothing but this every time he decides to behave himself and do what he's told for the next month. He's already planned out how funny it's going to be when Sypha tries to figure out why his displaying good table manners or putting things away when he's done with them apparently gets the vampire hot and bothered.

(He's getting a little ahead of himself, there. But he's fairly sure he can manage it. If not, he'll just try again.) ]


Good, because- [ And he pauses while he actually puts some work into getting ready this time. Frees himself from his trousers. Takes a small glass bottle from the drawer of the nightstand and puts it down on top of it with a very, very deliberate sound of glass on wood. ] -unless my dear princeling objects, I have my own fucking plan.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Go ahead, my dear princeling, I wouldn't dream of stopping you.

[ He would, however, apparently dream of distracting him. He kneels by the side of the bed to be level with Alucard's neck, stroking a thumb idly up the underside of his jaw. And he takes the moment to just stare at him, face as much adoration as it is 'having found an extremely funny and extremely enjoyable thing to do'. ]

And if I did, I'd ask your leave first. I'm behaving, remember.
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's mock horror at that, even as he climbs back over Alucard, knees at each side of his hips. ]

Have I offeneded, your highness? [ He leans down now to kiss the crook of his neck, just once, because of course he has to back up enough to be looking Alucard in the eyes when he's saying stupid shit. ]

How can I begin to right this wrong?
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Of course there will be. He's looking forward to it. ]

Not at all. I couldn't bear to offend my beautiful, beloved princeling. Except for educational purposes.

[ He maintains eye contact as he speaks, not breaking it even as he reaches for that bottle. And he has to lean a little to do that, so he could lean down to kiss Alucard's neck again. He even leans right down, watching Alucard's eyes follow him, until he's close enough for his breath to touch it. And then he changes his mind and goes back to the task of pouring a little of the bottle's contents into one hand. ]

That. [ And he puts the bottle down again and backs up, the hand hovering close to Alucard's cock. ] That was not behaving. I think you forgot what it looked like.

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