miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
And then she won't wake me up. You know how this works.

[ Srry Alucard you're stuck wit two self sacrificing idiots. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
You took full watch practically every night between the boat and here. We learned it from you.

[ It's nice, to be squabbling like this. No edge to it, no anger behind it, just throwing words at each other. Horrible things bring out either too much softness or too much anger in both of them. This argument means that despite everything, for now, they can still both believe that all is going to be well. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
If we developed it while traveling, when did you develop it?

[ Excuse you they were both always like this. It just never came up on the way to Dracula because Alucard barely needed sleep at all. ]
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well played. ]

Look, maybe I thought that they'd look nicer on the outside. If I end up taking full watch the tonight, I'll let you and Sypha take watch tomorrow. Fair?
miraclewhip: quoted saying 'see, nerd, I can move castles too'. (Wallachia man steals bouncy castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's still fun to annoy Alucard, after four years. ]

Maybe it is. Good a defense as any against being disemboweled. Once your guts are out, they can't get any more out.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know that all the best things that happened to me started with my guts being on the outside.

[ IS THIS BULLYING? IS THIS FLIRTING? It's probably both. ]
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know that I've never known anything in my god damn life.

[ And he leans in close to kiss Alucard's cheek and whisper- ]

And I'm taking full watch tonight, so you can't exile me anywhere.
miraclewhip: does not expect it to last. (Wallachia man happy for once)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it's not.

[ They're fine. They're going to be fine. That's what all of this means. He kisses once more before he pulls back, on the lips this time. ]

Prepare the mirror, then. I'll fetch Sypha and then you can be rid of me for a few hours.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha arrives first, after he leaves to find her, with Trevor in tow. Carrying both of the two books she couldn't choose between, of course. She's trying very hard not to seem too excited that they're finally heading out again, the circumstances surrounding it being what they are, but she's doing an absolutely terrible job. Trevor adds the books to whichever bags can fit them and then just watches fondly as she hugs Alucard as tightly as if they were leaving for a few months again.

In the mirror lies the distant outskirts of a town about two days' ride from the Trantoul estate. It's not the closest, which means a longer journey but also means that if something is in the estate, their arrival is less likely to set off alarms. ]


Daresay my spoken French is best. [ Literally the only language that he might speak better than Alucard or Sypha. And he still can't swear in it. ] Sypha stays on the outskirts with the supplies, I'll find horses for us. Are we to expect you in four hours, or four hours after sunset?
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha goes first, watching for anyone who might witness them. Trevor starts work on bringing supplies through. It's quick work, with the mirror, made awkward only by the fact that only so much can go through it at once. ]

Five hours. After four, we make camp. After five we- do something. I don't know yet.

[ His goodbye isn't as overly fond and excited as Sypha's. He reaches out, drawing the hair away from one side of Alucard's face with a hand and tucking it behind his ear and then trailing his fingertips down the vampire's neck until he breaks the touch. ]

Don't make us improvise. We'll do something stupid.
miraclewhip: stinkiest blanket, claims local speaker. (Wallachia man owner of world's)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
We may manage a few stupid things even with you.

[ And that's it. He's pretty shitty at goodbyes and he's never really felt the need to improve.

Locating a pair of horses is easy enough, even if one of them has seen better days. A wagon is harder, but eventually there's someone willing to part with a rickety old thing for any price he can get. It's got maybe one journey in it before it's good for nothing but firewood and there's no way all three of them can ride in it along with the supplies, but hopefully one journey will be enough and he doesn't care that much about needing to walk.

Legs grow back, after all.

The topic of conversation as they travel is whether the horses need new names. Sypha thinks they do, because it takes her only two attempts to call the older horse by the name it was given, 'Useless', to feel like she's being unkind to it. Trevor disagrees, as the foremost victim of being given new names by Sypha. The set up camp at sunset and the conversation continues as Trevor skins a pair of rabbits and Sypha sets about helping him cook them. And then, partway through the meal, they realize four hours have passed.

The conversation ends at that realization, as they both eat in silence and wait. ]
miraclewhip: of stolen wine, drives into herd of alpacas (Wallachia man driving wagon full)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lightning strikes. Right in the middle of their camp. ]

The fuck?!

[ Trevor scrambles away from it as Sypha stands, apparently overjoyed that god just tried to fucking kill them. But then Alucard is there and her arms are around his shoulders and that whole arrangement seems awfully unsteady.

So he stands and moves to Alucard's side, putting an arm around his back and under that trunk to take both of their weights before the pair of them topple over. ]


Shit, you could have warned me.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you both like this.

[ It's not the first time today that someone has said that, is it? He leans down to lift Alucard and the trunk. It's a little awkward, with Sypha still hanging from Alucard's shoulders, but he brings the two of them over to where she was sitting before Alucard decided to be dramatic at them. ]

Rabbit stew. There's enough left for you. Unfortunately, because Sypha made it.

[ He's still chuckling, even when Sypha tosses a rabbit bone at his head. ]

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