miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is no lock on the gates, just a metal latch to hold them closed against wind. He lifts it, just in case, and it opens without resistance. He examines the metal a little longer, after the wagon has passed through the gates, but the metal isn't silver. In fact, there are none of his own family's defensive measures against the supernatural to be seen. No silver, no mistletoe, a cross on the tiny chapel at one side of the estate but not one made to protect against vampires (it clearly didn't work, if Justine was dropped in here without issue). It's strange, the place where both of their families began, flooded with sunlight and devoid of silver.

Inside, the grounds, there are a few more signs of a struggle. But even they are few. Disturbed earth, a little damage to brickwork, the telltale smell in places of a cleaning solution strong enough to clean away blood. ]


We should make sure that there's nothing here before we stable the horses. We may yet need to make a hasty retreat.

[ The servants' entrance is a little closer than the main entrance, and Trevor heads for that door first. Looks to lead into a kitchen. ]

Either of you want to look at this, make sure I won't die if I try to open it?
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor smiles at that. It's been too long since Alucard has been the sturdy fucker. He's spent far too much of the last year being downright fragile. This is a sort of normal just as much as life at the castle is, him trying to do the stupid thing and Alucard insisting that no, he should do the stupid thing, all while trying to make it sound less stupid than it is.

He double checks the handle (there's rust on it, not silver, or at least not any kind of silver pure enough to be a danger) and looks in through the windows (a normal kitchen, by all appearances, if one lacking all the wonderful things that the castle has. Familiar, almost. Like Leon's idea of what a home ought to be came from this place). Behind them, ice swirls around Sypha's fingers. ]


Looks safe enough. Go on, then.
miraclewhip: one dead, twelve injured (Wallachia man gives angry 'wet willy')

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Indoors, in a place that isn't quite so vast and expansive as the castle, is not the best place to be using a whip or longsword. He takes one of his knives instead. Easier to use without getting in the way of his companions or them getting in the way of him. ]

Well shit.

[ It's fucking weird - the view outside is still clearly mid afternoon on a cloudless day. But no light seems to come through the window. He does the thing that occurs to him first and also probably the thing most likely to give Alucard grey hairs (because time certainly won't do it).

He takes the handle of the door at the far side of the kitchen, and turns it. And also challenges the house to a fight while he's at it. ]


Hey, you fucking house. Cut that shit out. I'm Leon's. I belong here.
miraclewhip: of uncomfortable sexual overtones of whip and chain collection (Wallachia man completely ignorant)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
The journals aren't magic.

[ They are. They are, it seems, magic developed by the family's oldest enemy. He'll avoid thinking about that later.

For now, despite his denial, he does as he's told and slices into his palm with the knife, placing his hand on the door's handle. It gives, easily, and the daylight returns to the kitchen behind him. A hallway leads ahead. ]


I can honestly say that's the first time someone's decided they want to make me bleed four centuries in advance.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, here I was thinking I was worth that kind of effort.

[ He puts his knife away, less because of an understanding that the danger is over and more to press down on one hand with the other to stop the bleeding. He really ought to just have cut his thumb, as he did with the journals. But he was too busy picking a fight with a house to think clearly. At least he won't need to open anything again if the house wants more blood. ]

Congratulations, you're apparently a shittier vampire than the fucking doorknob is.

[ Spend four years with an actual vampire and they don't even make the top fifty list for things that have demanded blood. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're probably right. Safe to assume that we're the first ones here in a while, if there are still traps active.

[ He looks to the bloodied door handle again. Leon. Leon was the exception to all of these traps. It made sense - they must have been set while Mathias was still tending Sara, before hope was lost, and at that time Leon would have been coming and going in search of any remedy or doctor he could find. He'd need to be able to enter and leave safely. ]

I'll stable Useless and his friend. [ Ulysses, Sypha corrects. ] And see if this place doesn't have a more sturdy wagon lying around somewhere. Think the two of you can manage bringing in the essentials? I daresay it'll be safe to leave anything we don't feel like bringing in out in the wagon. This place is deserted.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, I finally have permission to follow my dreams and bleed on absolutely fucking everything.

[ He grins that stupid shit eating grin that only comes out when things are normal (or when he's pretending that things are normal). ]

I'll let you know.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The horses are, in fact, present. Or 'horse', at least. Only one of them. Sara's, most likely, going by the timeline of events she would be the only one who wasn't in any state to ride anywhere, and exactly the sort of overly decorated, delicate thing that one might expect a lady of her station to favour. It eats eagerly when he feeds their own horses, but it doesn't seem to have gone hungry for being left as long as it has.

There is a wagon, not covered but in far better condition than the one they brought. While Alucard and Sypha talk, he explores a little, careful to not get out of yelling range. There is a little dust in the little chapel at the far side of the estate, but only a week or so's worth. He probably wouldn't have even noticed if Alucard weren't so stubborn about keeping the areas of the castle that they lived in practically immaculate.

There is a grave outside it, marked by a simple wooden marker, covered in cut flowers that havn't even started to wilt even after 400 years.

No names on the marker, but it doesn't need one. That would be Sara. Unconsciously, his hand goes to the Morning Star. ]


Horse is real. [ He says on his return. ] Likes feed just as much as either of the others.
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miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't see one, but I wasn't looking too hard.

[ He frowns, following Alucard's gaze to try to figure out what the problem is. Strawberries. The problem is strawberries. And that is, thankfully, a problem he knows just how to solve. ]

Strawberries pissing you off?

[ Aaaand he grins and reaches out to grab a few. because of course he does. ]
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
'Poison' not-safe? Or 'pissing something off' not safe?

[ He does look a little disappointed as the berries get taken away. They looked good. ]

I- uh. Fed the horse that lives here while I was feeding ours. Is that going to be a problem?
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He just shrugs. ]

Well, if it's eating someone else's food that's the problem then. The horse that lives here eating our horsefeed makes it entirely this place's problem.

[ Damn if he doesn't still want strawberries, though. They look really good ]

Further in, then?
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (3o5AkPq)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're joking, surely. I've never identified more closely with an animal in my life.

[ Surly, work-shy, fond of going off in entirely the wrong direction? They're practically twins. ]

I'll- uh. Follow. And bleed on things as necessary, I suppose.

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