ALWAYS SUNNY FONT: the gang goes to france

[cryptsleeper]

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[cryptsleeper]

Yes.

We'll discuss the others tomorrow morning. If I put furniture back in your room, do I have your word you won't take to making stakes?

[miraclewhip]

In the last half hour you've given me a knife and salt. It's a little late to be worried about stakes.

But yes, I'll behave myself. I'm keeping the curtain pole. I like being able to walk.

[cryptsleeper]

Salt is a naturally occurring element in the human body, Belmont, it has no effect and--

[He just stares for a minute.]

I'm getting you an actual medical instrument, not an improvised piece of metal.

[miraclewhip]

Salt is the primary ingredient of purification spells, vampire. Do hunters around here just try to season vampires to taste with it?

[ Yes. Yes they do. ]

I like my improvised piece of metal.

[cryptsleeper]

I'm saying that certain things do not effect me and to other things I react differently, because I'm half human.

[WHY. ARE YOU LIKE THIS.]

Your improvised piece of metal is going to make your arm ache much too fast.

[You're getting an actual set of crutches, Belmont.]

[miraclewhip]

Believe it or not, the ship's fucking sailed on every part of me aching.

[ He gets attached to inanimate objects easily! ]

[cryptsleeper]

[Ohhhhhhh my god.]

Just. Just eat. Please.

[SHUT UP.]

[miraclewhip]

Fine, fine. Thanks for-

[ He gestures at himself, all up and about and shit. He'd have preferred the dying thing, but being able to move about is a good second place. It's said dismissively, and he shoves a forkful of food into his mouth afterwards. ]

[cryptsleeper]

Mmm.

[Sypha's done with her plate too, so Alucard takes it and starts to do the dishes. He stands slightly to the side, Trevor is not at the point where Alucard will turn his back on the Belmont yet, but. This will be their new normal for now, it seems. Until what to really do with Trevor is discussed. Until a miracle happens and this talk of taking over his father's place is pointless.

He hopes it's the last one. He knows better.]