miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ The wellwater is off limits, so Sypha improvises. She fills a pail with ice and heats it with fire until it melts, then hands Trevor a cup of it. It takes a few tries to successfully move cup to mouth, but he does manage to drink without aid, and that's an improvement over last night. ]

Shit. We're looking for a four century old vampire relic that's the one thing between Europe and a new Dracula with lower standards. And I'm here throwing the whole thing off by falling down.

[ Fuck. ]

Sorry.
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Rugs. They're great.

[ He's at least present enough this morning to remember things that Alucard has made fun of him for in the past, so that's good. ]

Think I scared the little shit off last night when I was yelling. [ Really, it's a wonder he didn't scare off Alucard and Sypha last night as well. He gives it a moment while he tries to put his fingers to his lips (only two tries needed, that time) and then whistles. There's an answering yip and the distant scramble of tiny claws on the floor somewhere upstairs. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's tempting to laugh at how frustrated Enid would be about an important family dog's name being lost to history. But considering the previous nightmare- perhaps not right now. ]

None that I know of.

[ He tears a crust from one of the slices of toast, dipping it in egg yolk and offering it to the dog when it rushes in excitedly, overshooting the three of them by a few feet and then scrambling back to take it ]

Servant's quarters and the rest of the rooms downstairs, today? Or upstairs?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'll come with. I could use the air.

[ And that's mostly true. The fresh air is probably useful, and the morning chill makes him feel more alert. May as well take advantage of it before the late summer heat arrives for the day. ]

And I do like Useless.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well. None of the horses are dead. Not sure if the one that belongs to this place needs to eat, but it's not done him any harm.

[ He grows more steady once he's walking more of a distance without having to stop or change direction. It's the turning that's the problem right now. ]

Might be a waste of food, though.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds fair. Feed for Useless and- whatever Sypha called the other one. Hay for the one that lives here.

[ Trevor doesn't mind the smell of the stables, of course. It's a homeish smell, like to many dogs or baking bread or Alucard's hair, though somehow he doubts Alucard would appreciate his hair or cooking being compared to manure. Comforting. ]

You were right. About the 'not hitting your head, Belmont' thing. Shit sucks. Sorry about- [ And he just gestures uselessly. ] -getting shit all mixed up.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor only laughs at the inappropriate choice of words, because of course he does. He's Trevor and everything is funny. ]

It's fucking scary. Don't recommend it.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (3o5AkPq)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's avoid finding out.

[ It's jovial, but god. Confused and scared Trevor is bad enough, and they're lucky that any advantages he could muster over his two companions if he had become too spooked require him to be of relatively sound mind and body both. Alucard and Sypha are both capable of doing a lot more damage in such a state.

Useless is, naturally, the most wary of the horses. Trevor can deal with horses easily enough, though, because what are Belmonts if not glorified animal handlers? He directs its attention away from Alucard carefully, glad to have work that's not currently beyond him to occupy himself with. ]


We ought to be able to get a day's work out of me if I don't need to do anything too strenuous. Just don't get too upset if I walk into any walls. Bad eye's not playing nice with my head right now. Hard to tell how far away shit is.
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure fighting you counts as a little too strenuous right now. I'll settle for complaining.

[ He looks over the hay, remembering Alucard's request. ]

Looks about the same as yesterday, for what my recollection of yesterday is worth.
miraclewhip: in other news, sky green and rain falling upwards (Wallachia man talks normally)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd be convenient if we could actually make use of any of this. But-

[ A single, repeating day. ]

Once we've got our bearings and know what we're actually looking for, it might be worth watching for any changes throughout the day.

[ Alucard did make specific mention of most of the medicines being used up. That had been- maybe a little later than mid-afternoon? His memory of yesterday is a little foggy. If any of the bottles are full in the morning and empty in the evening, they can use Mathias' notes on Sara's treatment to figure out what day this is.

But not until they know if that's information relevant to what they're doing here. If not, it's torturing Alucard for no reason. ]
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll do it once I'm on my feet again properly. Ought to start at midnight, to be thorough, and I'd like at least one night's sleep that isn't under some weird magic shit before I try to stay awake all night.

[ See? He's actually taking into account the fact that he needs to rest! Are you proud, doctor dhamphir? ]
miraclewhip: please press any key to continue (Wallachia man has crashed)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ Oh. ]

Oh. Shit. I'm- [ The dream wasn't particularly noteworthy to him so much as the waking up unable to move. But he's used to being inside his own head. Alucard and Sypha aren't. ]

Shit. I'm sorry.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-15 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Fucking floor.

[ That's. Probably the least convincing Trevor's ever sounded. And he's sounded pretty not convincing in his life. It's worse than I don't care. ]

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