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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is a familiar process. Almost the same as it was four years ago, except warmer and with more dick jokes. Dracula didn't have the good manners to write his notes in French, favoring a combination of Latin and those ancient forgotten languages that Alucard and Sypha like to squabble over sometimes. He understands enough Latin to have avoided too many canings from tutors, not enough to read an alchemist's research notes.

And so Alucard reads and Trevor tries his best to form battle plans with horribly incomplete information. The best, most useful thing he can do is to wrap his arms around Alucard when to becomes too much and he's forced to close the book, to push slices of bread spread with honey in front of him when the angle of the sun looks lunchtime-ish, to put tiny thin slices of venison into his hands and guide them to the eager little yappy dog to be thoroughly licked and nibbled at or to occasionally suggest with mock-horror that the horse is going to tell everyone. ]


Can you tell when it was that that one ended? This fucking place is full of books. I get the feeling he didn't leave his clinic after Sara was hurt. If it's after that, it'll be there. Otherwise it could be anywhere in the house.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
To track the stone, or to track the next book?

[ Because it would not be unlike what his family recorded of Dracula to force them to go chasing down notebook after notebook in order to find a stupid rock. They have the mirror, at least. If it's back in the castle, recovering it is the work of only a moment. Assuming they can actually use the mirror from here. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Is it safe?

[ He's useless for helping with these things, so all he can really do is ask stupid questions. ]

That thing was made to fuck up vampires. [ Also to render them truly immortal, but they don't exactly know which effect it's going to have with Dracula gone. Either way, probably something they want to expose Alucard to as little as possible. ] Perhaps Sypha should-

[ He can't read the notebook. He doesn't know about Mathias' hypothesis that taking ownership of the completed stone might turn a human. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
...did you want to be the one to find it?

[ It would make sense, he supposes. Grisly or not, it's a relic of his father. His life's work, at least the work of his human life. He puts a hand on Alucard's shoulder. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck.

[ He sighs, drawing a hand across his face, and then returns that hand to Alucard's shoulder again. Magic. It's the fucking worst. But he can't imagine how he would have felt had he needed to rely on Sypha or Alucard to find the Belmont Hold. It would have been- kind of shitty, he supposes. ]

Tell me how it's done. You can walk me through it. That way you'll still be involved.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor doesn't ask if he's sure. Of course he's sure. ]

Well then, once again my strategic purpose is standing around looking pretty.

[ It's not bitter. It's not even as self-deprecating as it usually is. All things considered, the morning's silliness still has him in a fairly good mood. Apparently he should get moderately severe concussions more often. There's a clattering from above as Sypha brings a selection of things that have caught her interest down the stairs. Not necessarily useful things, just interesting ones. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ When Sypha begins to cast the spell, all Trevor can really do is hover around her awkwardly, trying to be present if anything goes wrong without being distracting.

Nothing does. Dracula keeps good and complete notes, it seems, and there's no guesswork involved with the spell at all. Trevor just waits, listening but not quite understanding the bulk of it, as Sypha passes information on to Alucard. There's a little of the geography she's describing that he understands, but then it moves into things like ley lines and the paths of the moon and stars and you know what, he's not even going to try. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well. That went- better than it could have been expected to, given our luck.

[ He looks at the estate, trying to glean what information he can of it from the mirror. ]

Will you be able to find this place again? There's something I want to use the mirror to test, before we can figure out what to do next.
miraclewhip: invites cop to smoke weed with him. (Wallachia man urinates on wall)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I want to go through the mirror. To just outside the edges of the spell, so that I can just walk back if necessary.

[ It's going to be useful tactical information, whether they can move between places with the mirror from within here. And also whether, if they do that, they can come back in the same way. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I'm still being supervised?

[ He sighs. ]

Give us- an hour, maybe? Before you assume something's wrong. It shouldn't take that long to walk back, but that spell's still a nasty piece of work.

[ And with that he takes Sypha's arm and they go through the mirror. They aren't visible on the other side.

It's maybe three quarters of an hour before the kitchen doors open. ]


Mirror doesn't work from the outside.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not inherently. Easier once you're expecting it, though. All this shit works that way.

[ He's considering what this means for whatever it is they need to do. ]

Means we'll need to use the mirror itself to gather information, rather than doing it in person. We need to know whether we're dealing with humans or a vampire here, because those demand opposite strategies.

[ Humans are going to be either intending to be turned to make use of the stone or intending to use the stone to release the vampire trapped within it somehow - either way, the best solution to that is to go through the mirror immediately, stop whatever they are doing, and figure out the mechanics of being stuck on the other side of France afterwards. A vampire, though, will be near invincible. Not quite as strong as Dracula at is prime, but close. Running headlong into that with no means of escape would be a bad idea. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-16 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires would make more sense. Short-term, they're worse. I don't care for our chances against even the weakest if they have that stone. But at least they're likely in it for themselves.

[ He stares through the mirror. Nobody about by day. Could mean vampires or hunters or thieves just as likely as each other. ]

If humans have it- at best, they're hunters. I can talk to them. Most likely, they're some local shithead who wants power and want to be turned, which is- not materially different from them being vampires in the first place. The stone will overcome the initial weakness from the turning process. They'll be a danger within hours, rather than months.

And at worst, that rock still contains the Vampire Lord of the Forest of Eternal Night. And I'm sure that some idiots out there think it'd be a good plan to get him out of it.

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