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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-15 08:03 pm
willpowerful: this legend shall be retold entirely in the style of the fresh prince of bel air theme (SWEET ☆ once upon a time)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to see you have carried the tradition for very stupid arguments on through the present day. Though I hope you have lost your attachment to eating whole deer in the bed.

[She tips her head to the side, pressing a kiss against his shoulder, before tugging him over toward the bed so that they can examine the nightstand together.]

Mm, do you want to know a funny secret? I like furniture with little drawers in it, like this. I think it's fun, to have a little place to keep treasures in close at hand.

[Bedroom furniture being, of course, an almost nonexistent commodity in the Speaker lifestyle.]
willpowerful: and what happens if you throw it into holy water (PONDER ☆ what weighs the same as a duck)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-28 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Two of them in bed is already enough, is it?

[You better believe she's absolutely going to go for it. Fortunately, there are more important things to do here than standing around making innuendo — like exploring this little nightstand drawer.]

Mm, it's not as though a society of nomads had much need for fixtures like these. They're designed to stay still, and we are made for moving around.

[Still, she's delighted as she curls her fingers around the drawer knob and slides it open, peering inside with eager curiosity at the assortment of handkerchiefs, candle stubs, matchsticks, and wide, flat box covered in black velvet.]

...Hmm, that doesn't look like something that would hold papers, does it...
willpowerful: you mean i've been living a lie this entire time (HUH ☆ his last name isn't undertale)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to open it?

[She's careful in the way that she asks, resting a hand on his arm as she turns her attention to him fully. On one hand, the search is important and they both clearly want to be thorough about it, but on the other...

Everything in this room is a remnant of his mother. And boxes like that aren't meant for mere trifles. There's a memory in there, and possibly a strong one, and she's here as much for moral support as to actually assist in the poking around. If he doesn't want to face it, she'll find a means of ensuring that he doesn't have to.]


I could look first, just to see if there's paper inside. And if not we could leave it alone.
willpowerful: good god it's like gazing into anime circa 1999 (VULNERABLE ☆ oh no he's sexy and emo)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[There is not, it turns out, paper inside the box. There is, however, precisely what one might expect to find in the sort of case that would evidence jewelry — a necklace, massive and ornate almost to the point of being gaudy, but for the fact that the absolutely breathtaking craftsmanship pulls it back from the ledge of being so. It's the type of piece that belongs in a collection amidst the crown jewels of a nation, wrought with red gemstones set in an unusually lightweight, silvery metal — cleverly, so as to minimize the weight on the neck of the wearer without sacrificing any of the ostentation.

It's a necklace fit for a queen. Quite possibly, it was designed specifically to rival any that currently exists in the coffers of any royal currently on the earth.

And predictably, Sypha's just. Gawking.]


That's...definitely not paper.
willpowerful: not sure if a legitimate emergency or just being kinky (LISTEN ☆ is he getting out the whip)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's not silver? But it looks just like it.

[It's a good thing he puts it away when he does, or Sypha would have to get in on this jewelry-poking action, wide-eyed and fascinated by the treasure they've discovered.]

...It's beautiful. It must have been special to her, that she kept it so close at hand, and not with her others.

[...Oh.]

Because I assume she must've had...many others...

[Presuming that Dracula was anything like his son when it came to EXTRAVAGANT GIFTS, which is not that far of a leap, considering he had to get it from somewhere.]
willpowerful: type resistances are no laughing matter when planning team cohesion (CORRECT ☆ dark beats psychic actually)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
...We should look for a painting of it. Not now, but...sometime. Something like that is made to be seen — I'll bet there's one around somewhere, of her wearing it.

[But they're not here for darkness, they're here for unbreaking the castle. So that's her cue to riffle quickly through the rest of the contents of the drawer, just to confirm their suspicions.]

Empty. Just odds and ends, in here.
willpowerful: bring a cake, a day planner, and a live shark and meet me in targoviste (TEASE ☆ a most devious idea)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could step on you, instead.

[She says, waggling her eyebrows at him before obligingly backing up to give him his space. She's half-tempted to crouch down with him, but one look at the dust bunny apocalypse underneath there quickly dissuades her from the notion; she's sneezy enough already, as it is.]

Tell me if you need help pulling.
willpowerful: and actually while we're at it what's a phone (QUE ☆ but then who was phone)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Be nice!

[She's in no position to be making that demand, either.

Now she hunkers down, however, crouching at his side to peer in as the lid is lifted. This box is considerably bigger than a slender, elegant jewelry box; that's probably a good sign.]


...Journals?

[The top layer, at least. Three plain journals of the make and design that Lisa favored, along with some looseleaf sheets tucked underneath.]
willpowerful: not sure if a legitimate emergency or just being kinky (LISTEN ☆ is he getting out the whip)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[And indeed, what only Alucard will immediately notice is that the handwriting on the looseleaf isn't his mother's neat, compact lettering, but letters with more of an elegant flourish — Vlad's.

The good news is, they seem to be on the right track.

The bad news is, the top sheet is definitely a love letter, with a few paragraphs along the top to serve as introduction for what appear to be a handful of short verses centered on the page below it.]
willpowerful: and there are menacing sfx everywhere right now (SHEEPISH ☆ uh he's right behind you)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[His suffering is not in vain! The other sheets seem more promising at first glance, as these ones have diagrams painstakingly inscribed on them with little figures that look like gears — and then, jackpot, one of the twenty-sided figure that represents the control mechanism for the castle's movements.

Unfortunately, Sypha being Sypha, she's reading the letter.]


It's not all romantic. There are also some very strong opinions on peasants.
willpowerful: and what happens if you throw it into holy water (PONDER ☆ what weighs the same as a duck)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"There, you see, Lisa, I have crafted my love into verses, as these peasant men do while they toil all day in their fields."

[She recites, just to belabor the point, before carefully setting the love letter aside onto the mattress and moving to look at the diagram pages with him, instead.]

...Could your mother do magic, to begin with? She loved science so much, it's hard to imagine her tolerating something like magic, and a spell will always fail if you don't first believe it can succeed...
willpowerful: my boyfriends bring all the vamps to the yard, we can beat you, we've got alucard (ADORE ☆ so beautiful i started crying)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm. And I suppose, if it were for emergencies...

[She hums a little, lifting a hand and resting it gently on Alucard's back, between his shoulder blades.]

If it were to protect you, I am sure she would have done anything. Even moved a castle with magic she had never used before.
willpowerful: that moment when your life can be accurately characterized by nothing but dril tweets (DECLARE ☆ and walk backwards into hell)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-29 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't break it!

[So much for that pleasant backrub he was about to get, because now it's a little slap instead. Cheeky!]

And it's the castle's fault, anyway, for fighting me so much!

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