cryptsleeper: (Default)
Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-15 08:03 pm
willpowerful: bring a cake, a day planner, and a live shark and meet me in targoviste (TEASE ☆ a most devious idea)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I could tell fortunes by the roadside until I save up enough pennies to buy you a flower as pretty as you.

[Maybe the needling has an ulterior motive. Alucard always cooks better when he's inspired, and the easiest way to inspire him is to get him grumping...]

But actually, I've been thinking I could start enchanting things for you. I'm better at making magic stick to objects than you are. I don't mean the car! But other things.
willpowerful: and according to dracula you punch like a belmont so (TAUNT ☆ you fight like a dairy farmer)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Self-warming slippers. Which I know you need because your feet are always cold.

[Firsthand experience.]
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Also I think I will tell your fortune sometime. Just for fun. Or perhaps not just for fun.

[She waggles her fingers at him, playfully.]

You won't believe my tricks, though, the way that most people do.