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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-11 04:32 pm

20s AU Post



Current Carmilla plot outline
--Post-fire, Carmilla and Mr. Peanut team up mostly to use each other. Carmilla's spent the past several months (since November, it is now February 1925) networking, and it's clear to her that Alucard's not suited for the position and that the other two are the obvious weakness. Mr Peanut needs something back, so this is perfect on her end. Mr Peanut can only imagine the joys of vampire blood in his work, and he'd like an army of vampires for his own ends.
--Shit stirring from Mr Peanut (all of March?)
--Mr Peanut also begins to sell mis Miracle Serum, which has vampire blood in it.
--Gang is very much trying to murder Mr Peanut during this.
--Start of April, vampire gets a call from one of the blood bank contacts that 3 patients have come in and are displaying some bizarre signs. Investigation yields the fact that they're in process of turning, and they've all taken the same serum.
--Additional investigation reveals O FUCK IT MR PEANUT
--Meanwhile Carmilla's been made aware of a familiar she didn't sire, so she knows something's up. Big fight with Mr. Peanut and thus Mr. Peanut is left depowered
--Gang commits a murder
--Carmilla's well sured up on her contacts now, and it's time for open rebellion (mid-April)
--In a more subtle attempt to let Alucard just step aside, she cuts the breaks on demon car and shows up to gloat/suggest he not pull a dad and go to deal with his grief quietly while she runs the city. The how he wants to do it is up to him (black widow joke goes here.) Treffy and Sypha walk in.
--1 week of straight up rebellion; feedings, no help from allies, need to do damage control instead of fight carmilla, every dracula rule is
--MEANWHILE IN GRAVITY FALLS, triangle shows Vlad what's up to try and psyche him out, somehow this finalyl snaps Vlad out of his depression and he heads home
--Just in time for Alucard and Carmilla to be tearing each other to bits in one of the bayous, it's not going well
--Vlad coming in means the king of vampires is accosted by a belmont with a pair of blessed knitting needles and a speaker with a fucking gun and he's just like what the shit happened to the world while i was gone
--Wards around the fight means that only demon car can break the wards, everyone has to pile in.
--Carmilla gets her ass kicked AND SENT TO THE JUSTICE DIMENSION

THEN THERE WERE FAERIES.
--Prior to all of this the vampire and Sypha have done a shit ton of research on how to get their Belmont back
--Sypha has also been practicing debating with dad, which leaves everyone Very Tired.
--When Trevor is actually snatched up (1 year after marriage, it takes fae effort. Taking Arn's shape fails, so it's a lot more kidnapping by force), Sypha and Alucard go into Faerie
--But they're playing this as politics, not as heroes rescuing their damsel, so that means the faeries are just "wait what now excuse u?"
--There are 3 gates and 3 trials (the particulars we're still bullshitting.) Each is asked to sacrifice 3 things. (Alucard: voice, his titles as bestowed upon by his father and his people, i forget the third; Sypha: her human form (she's a birb), fuck what were the other two)
--They enter the court at the end of the third trial. After LITERALLY ALL THE TITLES Sypha declares she Speaks for Trevor Belmont
--Claim debate over Trevor, turns out that the rules are in Sypha's favor.
--But that means debating to leave Fae without giving up what they've chosen.
--Sypha lawyers it all out, Alucard is a safety deposit and hangs out with Fae!Trevor
--In the end, safe passage out of Faerie consists of Sypha giving up her memory of the necromancer (billed as a great mage she studied under), the vampire gives up his immortality, and Trevor is replaced with Carmilla (dad was aware of this option and OK with it), but Trevor has his ability to swear taken. He now soundslike a rubber ducky when he tries
--Everyone gets home okay, except for the AU of this AU where the gang fails, but Trevor's on their doorstep like a bat out of Hell because time doesn't work right and he's been in Hell for a WHILE.
miraclewhip: (yN4imbj)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not a monster yet, then.

[ He's been calm so far, that last sentence is strained. Yet. He might yet become a monster, and there's only one way that that can end.

(the Belmonts fight monsters, son)

Alucard looks away, and so he pulls him close again, so their heads are at each others shoulders. ]


It won't happen. I promise. I won't see you dragged away by what you are any more than you will me.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not words. But it's something. He'll take it. Maybe he should have waited. Maybe he should have given Alucard more time. Or maybe this was bound to happen sooner or later anyway, and he just hastened it along.

There's no way of knowing now. Just like there's no way of knowing if Alucard would have been happier had he never come here and started demanding he be a proper vampire. Had he not pushed him as hard as he had on to the path that he's on now, even if it was the only path there was.

He's kind of a shitty boyfriend.

But he stays here, kneeling on the kitchen floor, Alucard slumped over him, hands still now. And he'll stay here until Alucard speaks or moves, just holding him. ]
miraclewhip: (U2rYBgs)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's laughable, a little. When he first killed a vampire, his sister had put him on the kitchen floor with the dogs to calm down. And now here he is. On the kitchen floor. With a dog. Who killed a vampire.

Things come in cycles.

It's comfortable (the nature of it, not actually being on the floor). Familiar. It's all come before, and it was survived then. He stokes Alucard's fur slowly, idly now without all of the emotion from earlier. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a while before he moves to do anything but stroke Alucard's fur or shuffle to keep his legs from going numb. It's pleasant, and it's easy to act like this is normal (insofar as petting your dog boyfriend is any kind of normal at all). Alucard is back with them. Things are as they were. ]

Back to normal? [ He asks eventually, withdrawing his hands. It's asking a lot, he knows. Alucard wouldn't have slept in this form if it weren't easier on him ] I know how to wash a dog, but I'm pretty sure it would get your clothes wet if I did it right now.
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you can strip and turn back and I'll wash you as a dog, or you can stay that shape and wash like that.

I'm not offended by the smell, but you're the one whose nose is closest to you. And you're probably going to get upset that I've got dog-smell all over my church clothes.

[ He really doesn't care. And he doesn't put much faith in the idea that a wash would help all that much (despite the fact that it always does). But Alucard does care about that kind of thing, and the days of not washing probably aren't helping him feel any less like something that isn't him. Also, vampire blood. He knows him well enough to trust that there's absolutely no trace of it left. But it won't hurt to let him make certain of it. ]

She'll worry less, once you're fed and cleaned. [ Yes using Sypha for this is low. No he doesn't care. It's also true. ]
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well then. You can stay you-shaped and I'll wash you, or you can wash yourself.

[ This is starting to sound like a conversation that usually happens the other way around. ]

Longer, perhaps. Tanti's with her. Wanted to see what the demon-car could do.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's worse. Sypha is driving the demon-car. Florence is cheering her on. And possibly also threatening the demon to make it go faster.

[ ...if it turns out that all he had to do to snap Alucard out of this was just horrify him with this information- ]

She used the demon car to collect me from church. The demon car had opinions about driving past a church. Tanti got involved. I asked them to leave me at home. For obvious reasons.
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
This would be why I asked them to leave me at home, yes.

[ He does not share this thirst for adventure and dying in a car accident that Sypha and his grandmas seem to have. ]

I should have just told you that in the first place, shouldn't I? No need for all the feelings shit, just tell you about the demon car to get our shitty vampire back.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
She'll be covered head to toe in soot again by the time she's home. Thus, the needing to wash before she gets here. Not sure the pipes'll survive it to let you wash after.

[ Easy enough to fix, but probably beyond everyone's collective energy levels tonight. ]

That was a pretty shitty boiling over, honestly. You just got kind of floppy. I was at least hoping for you to throw me across the room or something.

[ Your vampire emotion fit wasn't vampire-y enough, boo. It's warm and teasing and normal. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to be more specific with that? You know I can only communicate in joking and self-deprecation, so if you're going to ban one entirely-

[ That is, in itself, sort of a joke. He finally stands again, moving closer to Alucard to squeeze his hand. ]

Sorry. Won't happen again for- at least a day or so. Promise.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're with us in any form, it's better than before.

[ Also spending the rest of the day petting dog is hardly a terrible thing, regardless of the reason for it. ]

I'll finish the Potatobrands and leave them on the rug by the fireplace while you're washing. And I can read this stupid fucking book about scientists kissing werewolves to you and you can destroy Potatobrands and then when Sypha comes back we can shove her into the bath with whatever soap will make her least offensive to you.

[ It'll be- not normal. But better. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-21 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
About twelve of them, actually. Just lying around in the guest rooms. Not from the castle's library, not from the city's.

[ He goes back to the table and his knitting bag, pulling out a Potatobrand that just needs the yarn that makes up its hair unraveled a little to make it look bigger and poofier. ]

They're very entertaining. Sypha and I have been going through them for the last few days. She's been making corrections and everything.

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