miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Good. That's that dealt with, then.

[ He's not entirely convinced that it's not a problem, but he's also happy to drop the topic. Besides, the burner does cook things much faster than heated stone does. ]

There we go. Eggs.
miraclewhip: by waving skull at girlfriend, using it as hand puppet (Wallachia man reports dead body)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I’ll be back soon.

[ He’s gone a little while, and Sypha’s attached to his arm when he returns. He guides her to a chair and she falls into it like syrup before noticing Alucard and perking up a little. ]

Oh! You’re up and about.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-20 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don’t think they’d care much. Lady Theodora might try to put you in court clothes, but she just likes telling people what to wear.

[ But he pauses. Thinks. He’s had to be careful with the gifts he’s presented to Alucard. Nothing too extravagant, nothing that might arouse suspicion. But if it were just for visiting with the fae and Sara’s court- ]

...do you want to have the right anything?
whipboi: (Oh you'll probably go to Heaven)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Fully-dressed is a very generous term for this. There are leggings, okay? Granted, they currently have his testicles in a chokehold, and if he were unsure about the notion of fathering children at any point, it's a definite impossibility now. Probably for the better.

No one wants his genes.

Because there are two empty bottles of God-knows-what on the lip of the tub. God-knows-what because Trever has peeled the labels off bit-by-bit and left them tiny, soggy, multicolored flakes in the bathwater; empty because--

Even with Adrian's leave-in conditioner in his hair, he reeks of alcohol.
]

Don't ask me 'what the fuck' unless you brought the bog whiskey.
whipboi: (I've got to hand it to you)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That's alarm in Trevor's eyes. He leans away, only by a fraction, gaze flickering between Adrian's hands, his face, and back again.]

You're fucking joking. This is precious equipment you're looking to fillet.
whipboi: (Oh you'll probably go to Heaven)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor squints. That sounds like a lie. A lie like parents tell their toddlers at dinner time -- open up for the airplane -- and Trevor's not entirely convinced that Adrian is above that manner of trickery.]

Promise?
whipboi: (Whether you should live or die)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor stands immediately.]

Fine. Do your worst.
whipboi: (Please don't hang your head and cry)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that's-- He can do this. He can. And it may be with all the grace of a newborn giraffe, but he manages to stiffly shuffle to the edge of the tub, whereupon he collapses -- almost on top of the empty liquor bottles -- to the floor beside Adrian. His head may have smacked the floor. It's hard to tell if that hollow thud is his skull or his pride.]

I blame my head trauma solely on your legs.
whipboi: (Whether you should live or die)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor groans loudly, with a dramatic sprawl across the floor. It's as ungraceful as his exit from the tub, but despite the red marks all around his hips and legs, it feels like he can breathe again.

And Adrian's heard that moan before, but not like this.
]

Fuck, that's better. Thank you.
whipboi: (Default)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor does as he's asked for once, reaches up to rub at the sore spot on his head. It's hard to tell, with inebriation numbing the way, but--]

No harm done.

[Trevor presses a grateful kiss to Adrian's cheek, and then squints down at his phone.]

Are you home early? [Or was he just in the tub for that long?]
whipboi: (Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a moment for Trevor to remember what Adrian is talking about. But he perks up before long, grinning sideways at the dhampir.]

I think you had better, or I'll file for compensation.
whipboi: (Pleasing everyone isn't like you)

[personal profile] whipboi 2020-03-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Trevor has a few very specific fixations. One of them happens to be wet skin, and another, Adrian's legs. Bless them, praise them; both at once nearly has him giddy.

He leans forward, elbows on his knees and a nigh-dreamy sigh on his lips.
]

You're fucking beautiful.