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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The pain's doing great. It's having the time of its life.

[ He chews the meat, then tries giving a real answer. It feels too much like complaining, but the other two get antsy if he tries to downplay it. ]

Better than it has been. Good enough to keep down food, at least. Still waiting for the fucking fever to break. [ Not for the first time, he gives a harsh little laugh. ] Before you ask, no. I've not been scratching it.

[ His eye, he means, still covered by a thick medicinal smelling paste with a dressing over it. Sypha's constantly reminding him not to scratch it. ]
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, was I like that again?

[ He only vaguely remembers his time with the medicine, a blur of infuriating confusion, but Sypha's told him how it makes him act. It's embarrassing. ]

I'd survive if you did need to leave, you know, no matter what I say when I'm like that.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He frowns. There was something important, something that he could tell was important despite the feeling that his mind was at the bottom of a bag of sand. He has, of course, failed to remember it. ]

We moved. There was magic. That's- about it, I think.
miraclewhip: invites cop to smoke weed with him. (Wallachia man urinates on wall)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit.

[ He does get up to try to look out of the mouth of the cave, but he doesn't get far. One step. Two, and then his legs buckle under him and he's back on the floor. ]

I'll take your word for it. But shit, a house. Been a while since we've hidden out in one of those things.
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He grumbles, because of course he grumbles. He can do this himself, he just made a tactical decision not to. And he's spent so much of the last few weeks wrapped within a cocoon of the other two that maybe he'd appreciate a little space.

...except he also appreciates being held like this while he has the faculties to understand it. He continues grumbling, leaning his head against Alucard's chest. ]


Fine, fine.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Leon only looks up to nod to the both of them before returning to his watch. He's gained a companion since he spoke to Alucard last - the lion from that first hunt Alucard joined them on. It's massive, pearly white with its mane streaked with gold and bright blue eyes., and he strokes it head softly.

The air is- pleasant. There's nothing wrong with the cave, but it does start to grow stuffy sometimes when there's a fire burning there. He breathes deeply, lying against Alucard's chest. ]


...she come outside to look at this yet?
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
She'd like it. Even if it's only for a little while, a real little house- she'd like it a lot.

[ He closes his eyes. He has to ask, doesn't he? ]

Why did we come here?
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit.

[ He sighs. ]

Being hunted an awful lot more than I'm used to, these days. Don't think I like it. Sorry for the trouble.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
This one, probably. Maybe not some of the ones that came before it. Besides, I'm well informed I was the one who did a shitty job of wooing you.

[ And he grumbles a little, but the kiss is- nice. Soft. They're safe, and the pain is bearable for the moment. ]

What should I have done, back then? Must've done something right eventually- I want to do more of that, whatever it is.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish that I could have done it sooner. For so many reasons.

[ Primarily Sypha - they have so little time with her, from a long view, and so much of it was wasted because he was an idiot who came on too strong. Obviously there is all the danger he would have spared Alucard, as well. But also- he might still be attached to the romance of it, to sweeping away and the love at first sight and the other things that his kind are known for.

Not that he's ever going to say that part. ]


The line about- that. [ He's not going to say aloud that he tried to woo Alucard by saying how good fairies are at sex while his dad is listening, okay. ] Probably not a good idea.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps not. We wouldn't have survived five minutes if I didn't.

[ He cringes, but it's at least from embarrassment rather than pain. ]

You wouldn't dare. [ He would dare, though, and so Trevor just huffs. ] Enid said it worked for her!

[ Enid is ridiculous enough to get away with these things. And also prefaced it with 'I have so many dogs'. ]
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-07-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not right now, it's not.

[ But he cranes his neck up to kiss Alucard's cheek. ]

But you do know how to soothe a man's ego. Pity you're apparently planning on crushing it later.

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