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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask her to explain it when she wakes up. It'll be a great little icebreaker.

[ He gets up and continues walking. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He should run. If he can get away, if he can ditch his companions and get to the engines and disable them- that's the most he'd ever be able to achieve here. He's under no illusion that he can make any difference whatsoever in a fair fight against Dracula, and Dracula's own refusal to take care of his own wellbeing cuts off all paths he has to make the fight unfair.

He doesn't. It makes him a shitty Belmont, means he's probably turning his back on the only chance he'll get to end this, but he turns and pushes past Alucard, returning to the room. ]


Easy. Shit, stop trying to get up.

[ Sypha's already halfway out of the bed when he gets in there, and he guides her back down. ]

I found this asshole. He's decided he's in charge.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people don't level critique with swords.

[ Sypha tries to get up again at that, and eventually and silently reaches a compromise of sorts with Trevor sitting up and supporting herself against him. She blinks slowly a few times before her eyes focus on Alucard. ]

You found-?

-This asshole, right.

[ That earns him an elbow in the ribs. ]

The soldier, Trevor. The soldier!
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Alucard. That is- not very subtle.

[ She tries unsteadily to stand, and Trevor gives a sharp, stern no. ]

The engine room. We were going there, and then the bird-men attacked and-

-and they threw you down the stairs, and that was fucking awful. Glad you remember.

[ Slowly, she raises her hand to her bandaged head, nodding. If nothing else, it seems like she's completely lucid. She looks up at Alucard, the pain fading from her face as her eyes grow wide with wonder. ]

The soldier. I knew we would find you here. You will come with us, yes?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit sucks.

I- I am sorry for your loss. Terribly.

[ They speak at the same time, and on her third attempt Sypha manages to push past Trevor and stand, walking over to Alucard, the plush wolf still in her arms. ]

If we're captured, there's no room for a second plan. We die. If your father isn't taking blood, that means capture isn't going to happen - there's no use for prisoners. We do this now, we do this now and we succeed, or we don't do it at a-

-we are Wallachia's people. Is this what you would ask of us? To right our own small part in the wrong that was done to you?

[ Goddammit Sypha ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A second plan for what? We either get to the engines or something kills us on the way. There's no room for a second plan.

[ Sypha purses her lips at that, holding the wolf a little tighter. ]

What- eventuality- did you wish to plan for? The prophecy didn't include a 'how', only a 'who'.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If there's a chance of escape, Sypha takes priority. If not, and if she has control over the engines, castle goes in the sea. If everything goes to shit, we smash everything we can before we die, slow everything down long enough that her people can evacuate as many people as will follow them.

We're not afraid to die, Alucard, so long as we're doing something.

[ She's right, technically, but Trevor's stomach twists at that. She's not supposed to be the one who says that shit! If anything was going to convince him to call this off and leave, it would be Sypha saying that. ]

If the plan fails, we smash the engine. Then we can retreat. It won't be repaired instantly, we'll be able to come back.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Your- oh. Oh! [ She looks at the wolf, then hurriedly puts it back down on the bed, straightening the sheets. ] There. Back to normal.

If this works, we retreat. We can retreat for as long as we need to, if we can keep anything from leaving the castle.

[ That's the only compromise Trevor can offer. If they get a miracle, then they can retreat and regroup and make sure they're ready to face Dracula. ]

If it fails, we break shit and try to get out alive. We have twelve days' rations left- that's- eight? Yeah, eight - if you need to eat. But if you know the way, I'm guessing we're looking at a matter of hours, not days.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the same plan as before, just she said some of it!

[ Trevor huffs about this while Sypha agonises over whether or not to bring Moon-moon. In the end, she tucks the wolf under her arm before following, still a little unsteady. Trevor follows after her. She looks back to Trevor with a raised eyebrow, gesturing to Alucard. Trevor nods with a whispered 'they do that. it's a vampire thing'. ]

They don't know we're here. The night creatures we've run into so far have just been instances of bad luck - going on or returning from whatever business they have outside the castle. All the bodies except for the most recent pair we've destroyed completely. The last two-

-I couldn't burn the bodies.

[ Trevor clears his throat. Yes. That's obvious. Can we not rub his nose in the fact that he let you get hurt, Sypha? (never mind that she's not doing that, that nobody is doing that but himself) ]

-The last two I salted to keep vampire senses from picking them up. We just have to trust that this place is big enough that people won't go checking every single empty room on a whim.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And it was a sex thing, what I said before. To be on one's knees is- [ Alucard is rescued from the rest of that sentence by the fact that he's glaring at the doorknob. ] -Not the doorknob's fault that you decided you were going to have paws.

[ Sypha reaches the door first, opening it. ]

Must you, Belmont?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-21 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It feels different, out here. It was hard to tell, what with the panic caused by Sypha's condition earlier, but the place where Alucard was kept - it felt safe. So far as any part of this fucking place could ever feel safe. For the moment, at least, the joking drops as they pass through the door. Sypha's walking at his side, but he hangs back to let her pull ahead. ]

Teeth, stay in the lead. I'll take the rear. [ Sypha stays between them, in other words. It goes against- basically fucking everything he knows- to not put himself between her and the closest vampire, but Alucard hasn't actually given that many signs that he can't be trusted. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-21 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I was expecting more of a- giant monster sort of thing.

[ That's what Leon's journals always made this thing sound like. A horrible creature that spewed fire and stank of sulphur and magic. This is- well. All of that except the 'creature' part. Sypha is quick to point out the d20 part of the machine that controls it, and Trevor moves toward it cautiously. Nothing happens. ]

Time to see just how bullshit this whole thing is-

[ He slices his hand without so much as wincing - adrenaline, mostly, he's too full of it to feel anything - and presses it against the device. For a moment, the lights flicker. Then the castle flickers. The machine around them comes to live, roaring and clanking and then, then, it stops. Everything stops. At the other side of the device stands Dracula, holding it all still.

Trevor's swing is quick, and his shortsword buries itself in Dracula's neck before he catches it with his free hand. As if plucking a petal from a flower rather than wrestling a weapon from a not-small man while half-beheaded, he tugs it from Trevor's hands and tosses it into the turning gears. It's gone in an instant, chewed up between them. The cut on his neck is healed entirely by the time he lifts Trevor from the ground by his hair a fraction of a second later, effortlessly tossing him aside and towards the turning gears that just devoured the sword. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is better than he expected.

In most ways, at least. He didn't want Sypha to be here when they had to do this, but- well, you can't have everything. He can't sacrifice the world for her. If she has to go with them- so be it. The castle responded to the blood. He knows it did. So she can just kill all of them - the three of them, along with every vampire in this place, and-

-she doesn't do that. Instead he feels a gust of wind at his back, keeping him clear of the gears just long enough for Alucard to grab him. And that's stupid. Infuriating. They're going to die anyway- ]


-Sypha! The castle- Put us into the sea!

[ Sypha looks horrified for only a moment as she realises what he's asking of her, and then she presses her lips into a thin, determined line and nods. The castle flickers again, for a moment everything feels impossibly light in the water-that-isn't-there.

Dracula had been lunging for Sypha, but he's forced to return to the device. He plants both hands against it, suddenly shaken in a way that he wasn't by there being a sword in his neck. The castle falls still again, disappointingly not full of water, but Dracula's fingers tremble with effort. Sypha trembles, too, her whole being focused upon trying to move the castle. It wouldn't be close, in a battle of magic against magic. Not even Sypha can compete with Dracula in that. But with her connection to the castle strengthened by the blood of Leon Belmont it's a stalemate between them. ]