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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a snort of laughter at that, and Sypha stirs. Trevor immediately claps both hands over his mouth while she turns over and returns to her rest. He's still chuckling when he withdraws them.

It's a relief. To just talk. Talk like normal people with terrible senses of humour. He's been able to do that with Sypha, every now and then, but Alucard is different. Too close and too distant all at once. He's known him his whole life, and yet they've never really spoken. But here they are, with terrible tree and dog jokes.

He leans back a little, not far enough that his weight is against Alucard but closer. ]


That's not all of it? Shit, I don't know why I go to the markets for vegetables. I just need to fall of a few more ditches and we'll be fed for a week.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, anything’s edible if you’re not a coward.

[ He turns to look at the leaf pile and - wow. He managed to end up with so, so many leaves. ]

Shit, that’s more leaf than I have hair. [ And then, a little awkwardly. ] Thanks. It’d have been uncomfortable, sleeping on all that.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, nothing worse than a couple bruises. And a lot of leaves.

[ He should probably. Stand up, shouldn’t he? Stop sitting on Alucard’s bed. He falls silent for a while before actually managing that, sitting down on his own with a tired huff. ]

Anything that needs doing around here, if I’m not leaving tomorrow? If not, I’ll check over the cottage again, see if I can figure out anything about what makes it so the castle can use it.
miraclewhip: steals alcohol, poops on floor, falls asleep on couch. (Wallachia man breaks into house)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
In the morning, then.

[ He almost gets into bed but then remembers something, standing and picking up he cloak. Not too damp. He tosses it on top of Sypha who, as always, immediately reacts in her sleep to cocoon herself in the thing.

It’s his new favourite part of the day, watching her do that, and worth giving up the extra warmth for.

He doesn’t sleep soundly, never does sober, jerking awake at every one of the castle’s creaks and groans. One hand at a knife before his eyes open properly. Eventually, as always, this happens close enough to morning that he decides fuck it, sleeping is over.

The castle doesn’t have running water, not yet, but Sypha heats water for them to do their respective morning rituals. Trevor’s doesn’t really involve the water so much, beyond splashing it onto his face. ]


Ready to head back into the cottage?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ The contents of the house are the same as before. Same bones, same bottles. The kitchen area looks to have been used for cooking as well as mixing poisons or medicines.

There’s an egg. A hollow one, its contents long escaped from the shell through a crack and desiccated, thankfully long beyond the point of stench. It’s not much different to the other remnants of daily life left here, at least until their searching knocks it aside. It rolls, revealing the other side of the empty eggshell. ]


The fuck.

[ There, bleached in white on the brown eggshell, is a simple phrase. ‘THE LORD WILL BRING YOU LOW’ ]
Edited 2019-11-18 00:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-18 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Shit. Can’t even get a good breakfast without portents of doom.

[ He does pick up the egg. It’s gross in theory, but it’s dried out. ] Mm. Probably a stupid question, but I’m guessing your father had a fairly low opinion of my God?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-18 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thought it might be people getting hurt in a building that made it so the castle could go there. That would have happened at the abbey, and it looks like it happened here. But- shit, I’m not so naive as to think that there’s a lack of houses that people’ve been killed in.

[ If that was all the castle needed, this would be easy. ]

But contempt for God? Someone really, truly believing themselves to be more powerful? That’s rarer. If that’s the key-

[ There’s a sound at the door. Wood scraping on wood. Someone’s barred it. Outside, there are voices. ]

The Austrian girl was right. The witch really is back. Listen to her moving around in there.

[ Then comes the smell of smoke, as the thatch of the roof begins to catch alight. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shit.

This is familiar. The smell of smoke, the crowd of people. The cold, dead body next to him as it all happens. There are more shouts. Jeers. Calls of 'that's her, with the frenchman' that send Trevor looking around for Sypha before he realises that there's just smoke in their eyes and it's Alucard they mean. ]


She's- shit, she's in the- [ He swallows, and the air is already thick enough with smoke that it burns. The thatch is damp, producing a horrible, choking amount of the stuff. He doesn't know what the fire will do to the castle. He doesn't know what will happen if it doesn't have a shell of a building to inhabit anymore.

He doesn't know what will happen to Sypha inside the castle if something happens to it. ]


Leave! [ He slams the door shit as he speaks, hoping that that'll be enough to indicate to the castle that he's talking to it and not to the people outside. Despite all appearances. God, he hopes that the castle understands his less-than-perfect English. ] Go somewhere else! [ And then, narrowing his eyes at the nearest man, the one holding the torch- ]

-We'll find you, wherever you go. When you think you're safe.

[ How to threaten a crowd and communicate an escape plan to a castle at the same time, a tutorial by Trevor Belmont. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-18 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The problem with disguising your instructions to the castle as a weirdly worded threat, especially in the context of that threat being followed by the ground rumbling ominously, is that you're not going to get very far afterward trying to play nice. Which leaves one really awful, very regrettable, not very good option.

The crowd murmurs, reconsidering who the witch might be. Oh, they were expecting a woman. That's why just a little smoke in their eyes led to them mistaking Alucard for one. But Trevor is the one whose yelling made the earth actually shake.

The man with the torch backs away, so fast that he falls backward and scrambles on his and buttocks. ]


Right. Yes. I did the shaking. [ His English is so good okay. ] If you leave, now, I won't do it again. Otherwise-

[ He's interrupted by a shot, and a girl in too many skirts to effectively do anything is thrown back by the impact of using the gun she's carrying. Trevor is knocked back, too, by the force of it. He hisses out air through gritted teeth and grabs Alucard by the throat. There's the smell of blood on the air. It's hard to process where exactly he's been shot, hard to process anything other than the sudden pain. ] -shit, else you'll all disappear, just like her.

[ He can't communicate his plan any further than 'disappear'. Mist. Please tell him that you can do mist, Alucard. He really, really needs to convince these people that he can make people vanish if he wants to scare them off without getting shot at anymore. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-19 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, so maybe dhampirs don't do mist. Good to know. But the air is full of smoke. Hopefully the bat is close enough to vanishing that there's no clear difference. He gestures at the empty space where Alucard was. ]

So. The lot of you fired one shot, and I got rid of one person. [ It hurts less if he breathes shallowly. He can keep this act up a little longer. ] The what the fuck do you think will happen if someone fires a second?

[ The woman with the gun stands again, taking aim once more, but a man near her pushes her arm down and snatches her pistol away. That's all he needed. He doesn't need to scare the shit out of all of them. Just enough of them that the group turns on each other. It's the same awful manipulation he hates others for doing, but it's survival. ]

Right. We don't need to find out, do we? You get away from here, now, and you only have to see me again in your nightmares.

[ Please make them go. Please make them go, before his legs give out. A few ran when the castle shook the earth. A few more gather around the woman now and leave under the pretense of 'getting the poor girl somewhere safer'. It's enough. The group disperses, and Trevor holds on until the last is a little way up the road before moving the the far side of the cottage and falling to lean against one of the chicken coops, clutching one side below his ribs, breath coming in and out in pained, shuddering bursts. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-19 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Shit. That could have gone a lot fucking better.

[ That's it, the last of his bravado. None left. It takes him a few seconds to remove his hand from his side, but he does. The puncture is low enough, at least, that the lack of punctured-intestine-smell means that it's probably been polite enough to be survivable. No exit wound. Survivable or not, it's still a bullet hole, and that's not a pleasant thing to happen. ]

Hurts.

[ He says it as if it's useful medical information. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-19 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't really think that one through, did I? No idea where it might have gone.

[ The horror of the whole mess is finally starting to sink in, but he rests his hand on top of Alucard's. He's not alone, this time. Nobody died, this time. The cottage is much more on fire than it probably ought to be, but he's not alone, and that makes everything different. It hurts, shit it hurts, and his voice is still weak, but he's not alone this time. ]

Can you- I don't know. Feel it, or something? I don't know how castles work.

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