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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: loses (Wallachia man fights automatic door)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I-

[ Okay, so he was going to announce his intention to leave. But his body still feels heavy and useless. ]

-I'll stay here. Go see to your wife.
miraclewhip: (EkmBD4b)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-06 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Me?

[ He manages to sit up a little straighter at that. It aches, but it's good to know that his body can move. ]

I did this to her. She's not going to want to have me around.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The fuck would I say to her? 'You're a rock because you're an idiot who can't follow instructions'?

[ He clambers gracelessly from the bathtub, ignores the towel and proceeds to try to shake himself dry like a dog. It doesn't work as well when human-shaped. ]
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-07 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looks down at the towel in bewilderment for a moment, then just decides to leave it there. How use towel? Bear doesn't know. ]

It'll dry on its own, sooner or later.

[ NONE BRUSHIE. He shakes his head, sighing. ]

I'll say it, but it's not going to change anything.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-07 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's being dried. Why this. He just slumps his shoulders indignantly. ]

Then I'll get recover. What's your point?

[ Grump grump grump. ]