miraclewhip: with super soaker after being denied ice cream. (Wallachia man threatens mcdonals staff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ And he does hang on. And while he's careful to avoid the whole neck thing (not now!!!!) he does lean his head against Alucard's shoulder. It's about 10% a gesture of affection and about 90% 'shit this hurts I'm gonna nuzzle against the vampire for comfort'. ]

I'll be fine. I've had worse from people far less worth the trouble.

[ Okay so on the one hand he can feel Alucard descending into the guilt pit even as they are actually in a literal sense ascending out of the pit of horrible things. And he does genuinely want to help. On the other he has the emotional intelligence of a turnip and that is very much the voice of someone who's just broken a bone and is trying to sound casual about it. ]
miraclewhip: Overgrown mosquitoes not supposed to be hot (Wallachia man irritated by vampire)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
One of them I think I might have been. Don't really remember.

[ How to make your boyfriend feel better: talk about your terrible drunken pre-boyfriend sex life???? that helps????

He takes a little longer to let go of Alucard, fighting the instinct to try to push the bone back into place himself. He's done so before successfully. But he's also done so before unsuccessfully and that probably isn't worth the risk when Alucard presumably has a better idea of how to do it. And also anesthetic. Anesthetic sounds useful, since Alucard's been under strict instruction from Sypha not to let him drink. ]
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ This part of the castle has still been- off limits isn't the word, they havn't been told not to come here in the same way they've been told that there are parts of the caste that may well still house monsters. But Alucard went quiet when Sypha asked him what was up those stairs and neither of them asked any more questions.

He sits down, putting his wrist down on the workbench. It's an ugly purple by now, misshapen and starting to swell. ]


...It's a clean break, how much shit do you need?

[ BROKEN BONES NEED THREE THINGS, OKAY? ONE STICK TO SPLINT IT, ONE STICK TO BITE DOWN ON AND SOMETHING TO TIE THE SPLINT. ]
miraclewhip: (DjYBNDQ)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Won't move the bone, maybe.

[ Having someone else reset the bone is much like having someone else sew the wound in a lot of ways. There's none of that fucking hesitation, none of having to push yourself to do something that fucking hurts. But there's also no control, no chance to steel yourself, and that adds to the pain. He hunches over, teeth clenched, and growls out some amalgamation of several curse words that just ends up sounding like one of Sypha's fucked up magic languages. But he keeps talking, partly to keep himself distracted. ]

Not sure anything in your collection there's going to stop me from doing stupid shit unless you're planning on tying me up with the bandages.

Which would be acceptable.

[ How to cheer up your boyfriend: flirt with him in a manner that is significantly not appropriate for flirting with someone so inexperienced with this shit, while clearly in immense pain, while he's trying to focus on an important task. ]
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let you know if you're ever in danger of me being clever.

[ But he does stay still, letting Alucard work. It's not pleasant at all, but it's better than it was. Feels more like a body part and less like something horrible that's stuck to his arm. He'll need to try to move his fingers, to test if he can, but he'll wait for permission first. ]
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Carefully, carefully, he moves his fingers. All at once, at first, and then tests at moving them one at a time. It's painful but not difficult. ]

There. Good as ever.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really? And here I thought I'd be lugging timber around one handed just fine. [ He sighs. ] I'll find some way to amuse myself. No doubt Sypha will be talking both our ears off for the next week once she's back anyway.

[ But hey, his arm's as wrapped up as it's going to be. He turns it over, experimenting some more. ]

You can tell her I fucked up and hit it with a hammer, if you like.
miraclewhip: (CIIhNjz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
May as well. I'll be the one she blames for it, you know. 'Belmont, were you taunting him again?'

[ He laughs. ]

Which I was, but still unfair.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Half of what we discuss on the road, I'm afraid, is too sordid for your delicate ears.

[ Bully the vampire. ]

But yes, the other half is her speculating about who I'm going to be starting fights with and scolding me for it preemptively.
miraclewhip: (CIIhNjz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if I've already been scolded for it, there's no sense in not going ahead and doing it.

[ He grins. He likes this speaker bullying game. Though it's not going to keep him from ALSO bullying the vampire. ]

Well, it's a little late for that on this occasion. We could lean into it, let her think that we really did fight. Then we let her figure it out on her own.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-10 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting I just spend a day behaving myself and see what she does?

[ This isn't going to inspire any future actions no not at all. ]

For a very generous definition of 'true'. You're getting better at this.