miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, you were starting to sound like I'd convinced you. Fine.

[ He finishes chewing and swallows, because he 100% has been talking with his mouth full. ]

For what it's worth, I suppose you have House Belmont behind you.
miraclewhip: (hRNkgCg)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking rude.

[ He says, as if he has any room to complain there. ]

Very well, you have House Belmont hunting unsupervised.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
This was the plan, for if a power vacuum came up again in Europe. We pick the candidate who does the least vampire bullshit, we make sure they gain and keep power, we put stakes in anyone who makes the transition too bumpy.

[ The unspoken part here, of course, is that following stupid Belmont plans is easier than figuring out what to do with himself. And apparently easier than convincing any vampires to kill him now that he's a rarity. ]

And I don't think you can do this. But it's going to be fucking hilarious to see how appalled half the vampires in this fucking city are going to be if you do.
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. I don't particularly trust these halls.

[ He huffs. ]

I'm guessing 'all the enchantments stay in place' is the first rule.
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
In the last half hour you've given me a knife and salt. It's a little late to be worried about stakes.

But yes, I'll behave myself. I'm keeping the curtain pole. I like being able to walk.
miraclewhip: (qQVkDrO)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Salt is the primary ingredient of purification spells, vampire. Do hunters around here just try to season vampires to taste with it?

[ Yes. Yes they do. ]

I like my improvised piece of metal.
miraclewhip: will not shut up about this. Will never shut up. (Wallachia man thinks this is bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, the ship's fucking sailed on every part of me aching.

[ He gets attached to inanimate objects easily! ]
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. Thanks for-

[ He gestures at himself, all up and about and shit. He'd have preferred the dying thing, but being able to move about is a good second place. It's said dismissively, and he shoves a forkful of food into his mouth afterwards. ]