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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-15 08:03 pm
willpowerful: we surveyed one hundred people who have met trevor belmont (LECTURE ☆ survey says you suck)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You clearly worked hard on all of them! So, I thought you deserved to see the fanciest one.

[Since it took the most work, presumably.]
willpowerful: bring a cake, a day planner, and a live shark and meet me in targoviste (TEASE ☆ a most devious idea)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Don't look down my bodice.

[She says, as she leans into him and figures out how to get her legs up onto the sofa, bent at the knees and still blanketed under her skirt so she's curled catlike against him, and almost certainly draws attention to it specifically so that now he'll be trapped thinking about it this whole time.]

This is very nice. I like this.
willpowerful: and what happens if you throw it into holy water (PONDER ☆ what weighs the same as a duck)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thinking. Hmmmmm.

[He's got his arms around her, yes, but hers are free, and with the way she's angled into him, it's not at all difficult to shift her arm around and lightly walk her index and middle fingers up his chest.]

And what have you been thinking about?
willpowerful: not sure if a legitimate emergency or just being kinky (LISTEN ☆ is he getting out the whip)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You —

[That is a lot of roundabout words to sift through and reorganize in order to more clearly see the meaning in the midst of them, but fortunately she is a Speaker and words are what she Does and so it's sooner rather than later that the recognition sinks in.]

...Alucard.

[That's worthy of lifting her head up to look him in the eyes.]

Did you trick me into a fancy dress just so that I would look nice when you asked me to marry you?
willpowerful: looks directly into the camera like i'm on the office (KNOWING ☆ careless whisper bgm)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Is it a convenient coincidence that I am wearing a fancy dress and look nice when you asked me to marry you?

[HE IS NOT OFF THE HOOK YET]
willpowerful: my boyfriends bring all the vamps to the yard, we can beat you, we've got alucard (ADORE ☆ so beautiful i started crying)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you getting anxious because I have not answered you yet?

[Okay, okay, enough is enough.]

I love you. There is nothing in the world that makes me happier than when I am with you, and with Trevor. I don't care, either, if the church or the courts or if anyone else even knows. I just know I want you to smile at me like that, forever.

[She reaches up, brushing her fingers along the line of his jaw, the way she knows he likes.]

Adrian Ţepeş, my answer is yes.
willpowerful: bring a cake, a day planner, and a live shark and meet me in targoviste (TEASE ☆ a most devious idea)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm.

[Wait for it.]

...Adrian Belnades, more like.
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Prince Adrian Belnades.

[Okay, now she's just getting silly. An intervention is needed. Desperately.]

Handsome royal prince his highness Adrian Belnades.
willpowerful: and actually while we're at it what's a phone (QUE ☆ but then who was phone)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
How am I excluding myself?

[...]

How am I excluding myself, my handsome royal prince your highness?

[she's not even TRYING]
willpowerful: not sure if a legitimate emergency or just being kinky (LISTEN ☆ is he getting out the whip)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh —

[How dare he be so sweet as to make her blush like that. HOW DARE!!]

You're so romantic!

[why does this sound like a complaint]
willpowerful: this legend shall be retold entirely in the style of the fresh prince of bel air theme (SWEET ☆ once upon a time)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right. Look at me, right in the eyes, and I am going to say it once.

[And she is going to watch his facial expression intently, because if she's right she isn't going to want to miss an instant of this.]

Your wife, the beautiful royal highness Sypha Belnades.
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2018-12-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it time for swooning into his arms because this seems like a great time to just drape herself all over him, which is also conducive to kissing so it works out.]

Your wife!

[They've done reverence; now this iteration rings with joy and delight and elation.]

Your wife, that's it, you're going to have me as your wife! And when I sleep on you in the summers and make you hot from soaking up all of your coolness, you will just have to accept it as my wife privilege!

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