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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-15 08:03 pm
willpowerful: in today's playthrough of saint's row iv: drac outta hell (OPEN ☆ drive that castle like i stole it)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Making bacon just for the fat is very nearly the definition of vice and excess, I think.

[Not that she's complaining, because she's about to be busy chewing on her prize of bacon.]

It's not about worth it! Just about being fair. It's harder to gauge when the things I do to make you happy are also things I don't go out and buy.
willpowerful: how am i gonna be an octopus about this (TRIO ☆ and the walls kept tumbling down)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't get grumpy. Making you happy just by existing is a passive thing. Sometimes I just want to know I do active things, too. Then making you happy wasn't just a phenomenon; it came about because of my intent.

[She loudly crunches her bacon as if for emphasis, or at least for punctuation.]

I want to love you actively, Alucard. I want to throw myself into it and love you so hard that I could go faster than a ninety-mile-an-hour death machine. That's all it is. I want to do, from love, and see the results in you. I love you too much to let my love sit still.
willpowerful: bring a cake, a day planner, and a live shark and meet me in targoviste (TEASE ☆ a most devious idea)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I could tell fortunes by the roadside until I save up enough pennies to buy you a flower as pretty as you.

[Maybe the needling has an ulterior motive. Alucard always cooks better when he's inspired, and the easiest way to inspire him is to get him grumping...]

But actually, I've been thinking I could start enchanting things for you. I'm better at making magic stick to objects than you are. I don't mean the car! But other things.
willpowerful: and according to dracula you punch like a belmont so (TAUNT ☆ you fight like a dairy farmer)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Self-warming slippers. Which I know you need because your feet are always cold.

[Firsthand experience.]
willpowerful: look at me hooray for me look look i did the thing (CLAPS ☆ i live for the applause-plause)

[personal profile] willpowerful 2019-01-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Also I think I will tell your fortune sometime. Just for fun. Or perhaps not just for fun.

[She waggles her fingers at him, playfully.]

You won't believe my tricks, though, the way that most people do.