miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, guess that's possible after all.

[ He pushes himself up, heading to the door of the room. There's nothing in here that he can sense. If the vampire wants out they can keep watch just as well from outside. ]

Good to know you're not going to keel over. [ He heads out of the room, flopping down against the wall outside instead. It's time to talk strategy. ] We need to reach the castle's engines. I meant to follow the veins of lightning [ ...the wiring. ] but they've been hidden inside the walls since my ancestors last came here.

[ Dracula was absolutely the kind of dramatic fuck he had bare wires sparking all over the place until he had to childproof the castle. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good thing you're going to lead us there.

[ Well shit, he thought that he was being clever by following the wires, like following a river to its source. He's maybe a little grumpy at having it pointed out that that part of the plan wouldn't work. ]

We get to the engines. I bleed on them, and then we get out. You should probably come with us, unless you want to be stuck in the castle while we figure out what to do with it.

[ ...He's missing the part of the plan where he explains how him bleeding on it would allow them to decide what to do with the castle. ]
lamentedinnocence: do not save icons! (je länger ich lebe)

[personal profile] lamentedinnocence 2019-08-14 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Leon had been following the descriptions, eager to hear them. However, upon Alucard's great reveal, his expression is hard to read. It's like he's frozen in place, his smile and eyes completely still and unmoving. Had he heard correctly? He feels like his brain has been snapped in half, and he's unsure how to process what he's heard. It's not something he can fathom as possibility, much like the Church. ]

"A-A three-way marriage?"
[ Just double checking! He's not going insane right?! What is going on?! ]
Edited 2019-08-14 13:10 (UTC)
oratoris: (o1o)

[personal profile] oratoris 2019-08-14 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor you... Should have captured some of the gummy army.

[There's a little oof, and a half debate of elbowing him in the side, but it is nice and he is a good hugger. The lack of his shirt does add to the whole experience as well.

Her mouth half opens to drive in the whole cheating thing and not doing that, but she nestles instead.]


I can accept that proposal.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Give her control over them without having to see the things, hopefully. Assuming none of my ancestors were sleeping around in the last 400 years.

[ So it turns out that the speakers know cool facts about the blood of Leon Belmont that even his family didn't know. That it could bring them here. That it can strip away the protections on the engines. He has questions, but they've decided to answer exactly none of them. ]

Any comments about blood magic, and you go back in the box.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Because it makes no fucking sense.

[ Well shit. He was kind of hoping that this would make more sense to the vampire than it does to him. Looks like he's going to have to explain something he doesn't fully understand himself. He huffs. ]

The speakers say this place's defences have a big old Leon Belmont-shaped hole in them. And no, I don't know why. Assuming that the stories can be trusted, and assuming that any fucking family can manage four centuries without a secret bastard or twelve- [ He sighs. It's hard to advocate for a plan, even his own fucking plan, when it's based on something he has so little faith in. Honestly he thinks the 'Belmont blood is magic bullshit' thing is much more likely than the 'and after 400 years every Belmont child is legitimate' part. ] -look, I don't have high hopes. But whatever the chances of this working are, they're higher than anyone's chances against him in a fair fight. So I'm going to bleed on an engine. And then if that doesn't work, we consider something grounded in reality.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sighs again, more deeply this time. ]

I’d meant to poison him, but from what we’ve overheard he isn’t taking blood. Which means he’s weaker than he ought to be, but- fuck, that still isn’t saying much.

If this doesn’t work, you take her to safety. She and her people can help people to leave Wallachia. They bring bodies to the forgemasters every two days. I stay and hide among them, then kill them when I’m brought to the forges. If he doesn’t have his army, there’s time for people to evacuate. He’ll have to dirty his own hands. There’ll be chances to catch him in sunlight.
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They won’t continue. Dracula has the influence to keep the his subjects from acting up about the idea of having no humans to feed from. Nobody else does. Whoever succeeds him will - it’ll be shit, but it’ll be the kind of shit people are alive to be miserable about.

[ He narrows his eyes at the suggestion that they leave, then shakes his head. ]

I’m not going anywhere. Not before we’ve tried the shit with the engine.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We’re a possibly concussed speaker, an asshole with an inconvenient family name and an overdressed fuck who can’t vampire his way out of a coffin. We’re not going to be able to do this cleanly. There’s going to be survivors and fallout, and nothing I assume or don’t assume will change that.

[ irritation is starting to slip into his voice. He swallows it back. ]

A soldier. She says there’s a soldier here that we need to find and rescue. It sounds like shit to me. More than the engine. If there’s anyone else here, they’re probably already dead. Dracula’s not feeding, which means he has no use for prisoners.
miraclewhip: because 'he's a hater, and a people eater'. (Wallachia man burns down Dracula's RV)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If we go without dealing with the engines, the castle moves. We don’t get a second chance unless we can seize or destroy the engines.

[ He leans back, hitting the back of his head against the wall a few times with a quiet snort of air each time. ]

Fine. Help her find this soldier and get them out of here, if you believe in that shit. I’m staying.
oratoris: (oo2)

[personal profile] oratoris 2019-08-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Always capture an enemy for later interrogation.

[Sagely, although she is hardly one to speak of such things seriously.

She shifts a little, to quirk an eyebrow at him, and in particular, his choice of words. Gaming the system... Cheating. But she doesn't need to say that out loud, does she?

She hums a moment before a finger pokes at his bare side.]


Well, you are doing a very nice job of trying to get on my good side.
oratoris: (o1o)

[personal profile] oratoris 2019-08-15 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you won't, because I would be far more specific in the future.

[Including an if you cheat, you automatically lose clause... Sypha may have had a fair amount of time to stew over her 'loss' the last few days. But, she is more than happy to just have playful banter and jests in the future, like they always have.]

... I suppose at least Trevor was super clean.
oratoris: (oo2)

[personal profile] oratoris 2019-08-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Does she enjoy the attention? Of course she does. Alucard has always been more reserved than Trevor, although he has certainly opened up since she had first met him, in many ways.]

He may not take one for some time now though, you realize.