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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If we go without dealing with the engines, the castle moves. We don’t get a second chance unless we can seize or destroy the engines.

[ He leans back, hitting the back of his head against the wall a few times with a quiet snort of air each time. ]

Fine. Help her find this soldier and get them out of here, if you believe in that shit. I’m staying.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't get to threaten to go back in the box. You're the one who gets threatened with the box.

[ He's tired. This is hard. He doesn't need this shit. He pushes himself back to his feet, checking the whip at his waist. He doesn't know that Sypha's going to be able to keep going once she wakes. This asshole's just trying to run away.

Fine. He'll do this alone. ]


Go back to sleep, then. Point me in the direction of the engines first, if you're feeling charitable. If I find this soldier on the way, maybe they'll be some use.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what. ]

She said we were looking for a- [ a person. He doesn’t finish that sentence, because it’s an asshole thing to say even for him. He ends the sentence weakly instead, gesturing at Alucard.. ] -soldier.

You want me to leave, leave and let him continue to kill people when I might at least be able to slow him down, because she turned out to be right that there was a prisoner here?
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And if it doesn't, then this might be the only shot we get. It was a miracle that we managed to get to the castle without it noticing us and moving this time. We're not going to get lucky twice.

[ He has a time limit now. Once Sypha wakes, he knows, she'll be eager to see their trapped saviour. And she'll take his side, because for the entire time he's known her she's always been eager to take any side that is 'not trevor'. If he wants to stay here, he has to go now. ]

If the prophecy is right, you can leave me here to do my work and I'll be hale and hearty when you come back.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Your dad doesn't seem to have any need for prisoners anymore.

[ You know what? He's going to call Alucard's bluff. He didn't go back into the box when he threatened to, after all. He probably won't knock him out. Probably. He stretches (god, he's tired), and faces back in the direction he was initially heading. ]

This is fucking stupid. I'm going to go bleed on a machine. Keep her safe and on the offchance that this works, have her seal everyone inside and then throw the castle into the ocean.

[ He sets off with a halfhearted wave. ]

Have a good life, asshole.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck's sake. Really?

[ He does not, thankfully, walk into the sword. He looks from it to Alucard, then bends to crawl underneath the sword. You know what? He's done taking this vampire seriously. He tried that, it didn't help. Time to just be a shit about it. ]

If you wanted me on my knees, you could have just asked. You're pretty enough.
miraclewhip: to remove 'I eat ass' sticker from truck (Wallachia man arrested after refusing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask her to explain it when she wakes up. It'll be a great little icebreaker.

[ He gets up and continues walking. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He should run. If he can get away, if he can ditch his companions and get to the engines and disable them- that's the most he'd ever be able to achieve here. He's under no illusion that he can make any difference whatsoever in a fair fight against Dracula, and Dracula's own refusal to take care of his own wellbeing cuts off all paths he has to make the fight unfair.

He doesn't. It makes him a shitty Belmont, means he's probably turning his back on the only chance he'll get to end this, but he turns and pushes past Alucard, returning to the room. ]


Easy. Shit, stop trying to get up.

[ Sypha's already halfway out of the bed when he gets in there, and he guides her back down. ]

I found this asshole. He's decided he's in charge.
miraclewhip: by waving skull at girlfriend, using it as hand puppet (Wallachia man reports dead body)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people don't level critique with swords.

[ Sypha tries to get up again at that, and eventually and silently reaches a compromise of sorts with Trevor sitting up and supporting herself against him. She blinks slowly a few times before her eyes focus on Alucard. ]

You found-?

-This asshole, right.

[ That earns him an elbow in the ribs. ]

The soldier, Trevor. The soldier!
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Alucard. That is- not very subtle.

[ She tries unsteadily to stand, and Trevor gives a sharp, stern no. ]

The engine room. We were going there, and then the bird-men attacked and-

-and they threw you down the stairs, and that was fucking awful. Glad you remember.

[ Slowly, she raises her hand to her bandaged head, nodding. If nothing else, it seems like she's completely lucid. She looks up at Alucard, the pain fading from her face as her eyes grow wide with wonder. ]

The soldier. I knew we would find you here. You will come with us, yes?
miraclewhip: says church owes him 'one trillion dollars' (Wallachia man smashes 20 windows)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit sucks.

I- I am sorry for your loss. Terribly.

[ They speak at the same time, and on her third attempt Sypha manages to push past Trevor and stand, walking over to Alucard, the plush wolf still in her arms. ]

If we're captured, there's no room for a second plan. We die. If your father isn't taking blood, that means capture isn't going to happen - there's no use for prisoners. We do this now, we do this now and we succeed, or we don't do it at a-

-we are Wallachia's people. Is this what you would ask of us? To right our own small part in the wrong that was done to you?

[ Goddammit Sypha ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A second plan for what? We either get to the engines or something kills us on the way. There's no room for a second plan.

[ Sypha purses her lips at that, holding the wolf a little tighter. ]

What- eventuality- did you wish to plan for? The prophecy didn't include a 'how', only a 'who'.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If there's a chance of escape, Sypha takes priority. If not, and if she has control over the engines, castle goes in the sea. If everything goes to shit, we smash everything we can before we die, slow everything down long enough that her people can evacuate as many people as will follow them.

We're not afraid to die, Alucard, so long as we're doing something.

[ She's right, technically, but Trevor's stomach twists at that. She's not supposed to be the one who says that shit! If anything was going to convince him to call this off and leave, it would be Sypha saying that. ]

If the plan fails, we smash the engine. Then we can retreat. It won't be repaired instantly, we'll be able to come back.

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