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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sighs again, more deeply this time. ]

I’d meant to poison him, but from what we’ve overheard he isn’t taking blood. Which means he’s weaker than he ought to be, but- fuck, that still isn’t saying much.

If this doesn’t work, you take her to safety. She and her people can help people to leave Wallachia. They bring bodies to the forgemasters every two days. I stay and hide among them, then kill them when I’m brought to the forges. If he doesn’t have his army, there’s time for people to evacuate. He’ll have to dirty his own hands. There’ll be chances to catch him in sunlight.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They won’t continue. Dracula has the influence to keep the his subjects from acting up about the idea of having no humans to feed from. Nobody else does. Whoever succeeds him will - it’ll be shit, but it’ll be the kind of shit people are alive to be miserable about.

[ He narrows his eyes at the suggestion that they leave, then shakes his head. ]

I’m not going anywhere. Not before we’ve tried the shit with the engine.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We’re a possibly concussed speaker, an asshole with an inconvenient family name and an overdressed fuck who can’t vampire his way out of a coffin. We’re not going to be able to do this cleanly. There’s going to be survivors and fallout, and nothing I assume or don’t assume will change that.

[ irritation is starting to slip into his voice. He swallows it back. ]

A soldier. She says there’s a soldier here that we need to find and rescue. It sounds like shit to me. More than the engine. If there’s anyone else here, they’re probably already dead. Dracula’s not feeding, which means he has no use for prisoners.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If we go without dealing with the engines, the castle moves. We don’t get a second chance unless we can seize or destroy the engines.

[ He leans back, hitting the back of his head against the wall a few times with a quiet snort of air each time. ]

Fine. Help her find this soldier and get them out of here, if you believe in that shit. I’m staying.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't get to threaten to go back in the box. You're the one who gets threatened with the box.

[ He's tired. This is hard. He doesn't need this shit. He pushes himself back to his feet, checking the whip at his waist. He doesn't know that Sypha's going to be able to keep going once she wakes. This asshole's just trying to run away.

Fine. He'll do this alone. ]


Go back to sleep, then. Point me in the direction of the engines first, if you're feeling charitable. If I find this soldier on the way, maybe they'll be some use.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what. ]

She said we were looking for a- [ a person. He doesn’t finish that sentence, because it’s an asshole thing to say even for him. He ends the sentence weakly instead, gesturing at Alucard.. ] -soldier.

You want me to leave, leave and let him continue to kill people when I might at least be able to slow him down, because she turned out to be right that there was a prisoner here?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And if it doesn't, then this might be the only shot we get. It was a miracle that we managed to get to the castle without it noticing us and moving this time. We're not going to get lucky twice.

[ He has a time limit now. Once Sypha wakes, he knows, she'll be eager to see their trapped saviour. And she'll take his side, because for the entire time he's known her she's always been eager to take any side that is 'not trevor'. If he wants to stay here, he has to go now. ]

If the prophecy is right, you can leave me here to do my work and I'll be hale and hearty when you come back.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. Your dad doesn't seem to have any need for prisoners anymore.

[ You know what? He's going to call Alucard's bluff. He didn't go back into the box when he threatened to, after all. He probably won't knock him out. Probably. He stretches (god, he's tired), and faces back in the direction he was initially heading. ]

This is fucking stupid. I'm going to go bleed on a machine. Keep her safe and on the offchance that this works, have her seal everyone inside and then throw the castle into the ocean.

[ He sets off with a halfhearted wave. ]

Have a good life, asshole.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck's sake. Really?

[ He does not, thankfully, walk into the sword. He looks from it to Alucard, then bends to crawl underneath the sword. You know what? He's done taking this vampire seriously. He tried that, it didn't help. Time to just be a shit about it. ]

If you wanted me on my knees, you could have just asked. You're pretty enough.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask her to explain it when she wakes up. It'll be a great little icebreaker.

[ He gets up and continues walking. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He should run. If he can get away, if he can ditch his companions and get to the engines and disable them- that's the most he'd ever be able to achieve here. He's under no illusion that he can make any difference whatsoever in a fair fight against Dracula, and Dracula's own refusal to take care of his own wellbeing cuts off all paths he has to make the fight unfair.

He doesn't. It makes him a shitty Belmont, means he's probably turning his back on the only chance he'll get to end this, but he turns and pushes past Alucard, returning to the room. ]


Easy. Shit, stop trying to get up.

[ Sypha's already halfway out of the bed when he gets in there, and he guides her back down. ]

I found this asshole. He's decided he's in charge.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people don't level critique with swords.

[ Sypha tries to get up again at that, and eventually and silently reaches a compromise of sorts with Trevor sitting up and supporting herself against him. She blinks slowly a few times before her eyes focus on Alucard. ]

You found-?

-This asshole, right.

[ That earns him an elbow in the ribs. ]

The soldier, Trevor. The soldier!

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