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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He considers this, looking at the meat before tossing it to one of the hounds. Best not to eat it, if his husband dislikes it so much. It would make kissing uncomfortable. The moths finally, finally leave Alucard be, crawling back into Trevor's injured arm as he pets Alucard softly with the whole one. ]

A dowry, then. [ He says, thoughtfully, as he slowly leads his hart away from the group. Alucard doesn't really seem like he wants to meet his sisters. Which is sad, because he very much wants to show off his new husband. But it would hardly be worth showing off a husband that he couldn't make happy. ] My sisters were never asked for dowries for their wives and husbands, but you are more handsome than any of theirs. That seems fair.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He tilts his head, because why would he ever ask permission? Alucard stabbed him, he has the right to demand whatever he pleases in return. And asking permission isn't exactly something that vampires are known for either, in his own experience. After a little thought, he shrugs. Vampires are strange. It probably isn't important. ]

I will pay. All will be well, all will be well.

[ As if this was Alucard's actual concern and he's done a good job of fixing it, he pulls the bat from his collar and holds cups him in his hands, bringing him up to softly press his forehead against Alucard's tiny fluffy one in this continuing unsuccessful efforts to make his husband calmer. ]

Leon said I was too young to take a husband when we first met, so I waited until I could find you again. I can wait a little longer, until I can pay your kin.
miraclewhip: don't tell anyone, he has a reputation to maintain (Wallachia man content)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A few hours.

[ He does, actually, pull back when Alucard flinches. He'll try something else before long, but he just puts Alucard back onto his collar for now. ]

Where should I take you? [ He asks again, maybe a little impatient for kissing now. Maybe that will help? Surely kissing will make his husband happy! ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Trevor does have to give this some thought. It's hard to say where would be safe without knowing where the vampire's home is, which he's stubbornly refusing to tell him. He knows only one place, and- suffice to say that his own definition of 'immediate area' is different from Alucard's. He places both hands on the antlers of his hart, and after far too short a ride they're at the old, now abandoned building of the clinic in Lupu.

It's overgrown, wildly so, and nobody seems to have claimed it in the time since the Tepes family left it. Nobody seems to have even come close to it, the door and windows still intact and everything inside as it was left. Exactly as it was left, free of dust or decay, the windows clean and the flowers on the table still fresh.

(Not all cages, Dracula will inform him later, are made of metal.) ]


You shouldn't need to go inside. [ He says, before anything else. There. A non-cage option. He's doing so good at providing for his husband's bizarre needs. ] The garden was yours, before. It ought to be safe.

[ An awkward pause. ]

I can't go into the garden if you don't let me. So-

[ He rubs the back of his neck. Alucard has to either do kissing before he enters the garden, or invite Trevor into it with him. ]
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It is not, perhaps, everything he hoped for. He wants to pull Alucard into an embrace, wrap his wings around him, hold onto his husband for a little longer.

But it is still more than enough. Trevor beams when Alucard abruptly withdraws, catching his hands to hold them for only a few seconds, overjoyed. ]


Of course. [ He sounds awestruck, almost, as he lets go of Alucard's hands. ] My dearest love.

[ And he does back away a few steps after that. He got his kissu, he's happy now. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He nods, and then remembers one last thing before he goes. Alucard was upset about the lock of hair, wasn't he?

He fumbles about for a moment (there can't be pockets on the inside of his wings, and yet that's where he's searching) before producing it, the lock of golden hair, tied with a blade of grass. And he puts it on the ground. There. Returned. Even though he liked it very much. He's pleased with himself for being such a good husband. ]


Until we next meet.

[ And then he is gone, along with the hart, still giddy about the kiss. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The next night, the cave is not as Alucard left it. The books are there, yes, but so are a selection of other things. Products of hunts, mostly, furs and bottles of blood and jars of bonemeal.

The next attempt to pay the dowry comes a few weeks later, and the bats of the cave fly to alert Alucard and his father that the horned hunter returned to their cave. This time, when Dracula investigates, there are more books. Or attempts at book-like things. There are shopping lists, letters, a few actual books, a rectangular piece of wood that maybe kind of looks like a book if one squints and a wooden carved printing block. The cave is warded against the fairy, using the blood he left on Alucard's coat, after that, and the next set of gifts comes around yule and is left at the very edge of the wards, more desperate this time. More furs, from larger and fiercer creatures. Bottles of things that should not be in bottles, one containing one of those clumps of memory and another letting out birdsong when opened. Medicinal plants. Antlers that, if Alucard sees them, look uncomfortably similar to Trevor's own.

And then the gifts stop, and they do not resume. It's spring by the time a speaker comes to Lisa's clinic by cover of darkness. Their caravan is unwelcome even on the outskirts of the village proper, so they cannot bring their injured member to the clinic. They ask that medicine be brought to them and promise to pay as best they can. ]
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[ The speakers are grateful. They offer payment in the form of herbs and their own crafts, fur blankets and bone hair combs and instruments - far more of them than other caravans might have, and it's only as Alucard leaves the wagon where their sickly member rests that he hears the argument, so far as it is an argument at all. A stern female voice trying to convince someone to calm down and- ]

He's here. My husband. I want to see him. Let me see him. [ And the next word comes out awkwardly, as if something freshly learned. ] Please let me see him.

[ Sure enough, antlers still only half-grown back, Trevor is there. He looks about wildly, eyes moving over Alucard several times but never managing to rest on him. His wings flick about in agitation, and the woman seems very insistent that he not do that where the outsider can see. ]
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[ The eldest of the speakers tuts over 'that thing', but nods. He calls his granddaughter over to help with giving information, and the woman with Trevor approaches, Trevor himself in tow as she tells him to settle down and check her information is correct.

And instructions are instructions, so he raises his head and concentrates, sniffing the air for burned man-flesh and misplaced justice. It's a little difficult, with his antlers cropped like this, but both are terribly distinctive smells. Before long he's mid-squabble with the speaker woman about whether or not Arelat still exists (it hasn't in a century, but his kind never cared much about borders. It's a wonder, a wonder and perhaps Leon's centuries-out-of-date influence, he knows it existed in the first place). With some effort between them, the speaker woman manages to give Alucard a fairly complete list of witch burnings and their probable locations.

Trevor grows more and more agitated and confused as this goes on, though. All of the speakers are conversing with someone who doesn't exist, and he doesn't like that at all. Eventually the woman scolds him again, telling him to calm down, and he does immediately. ]
miraclewhip: stinkiest blanket, claims local speaker. (Wallachia man owner of world's)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I am- asking him to behave?

[ The speaker seems a little confused by the question - she is kind, and it it wouldn't even occur to her that she could do something like controlling someone against their will. And so it seems a terribly obvious thing, really. Trevor has realised by now that there is someone here he cannot see, and is instead sniffing at the air. ]

We are helping him with a hunt, and he is trading work for our aid.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you must be- [ She just about manages to hold back from chuckling, and only then because it rather sounds like Alucard was not entirely accepting of this 'husband' business. Someone's been telling speakers ALL ABOUT HIS WONDERFUL HUSBAND. ] Trevor, our guest wants to speak to you.

Sounds kind of fucking difficult. [ He grumbles. ] Can you make me hear them, at least? Not going to be much of a conversation otherwise.
miraclewhip: does not expect it to last. (Wallachia man happy for once)

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[ The change is immediate. The agitation returns, but this time it's excited. And he's barely opened his mouth before the speaker whispers something in his ear.

It isn't really a reasonable request, not to call his husband his husband. But he follows it regardless as he scrambles to sit at Alucard's side, positioning himself to be sat close but not touching. ]


You missed me. [ There's a note of satisfaction to it, and Sypha winces just a little. ]

I'll- let you talk. [ It's for Alucard's sake, mostly, so he doesn't have to have the pressure of an audience for this conversation. ]

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