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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I- shit.

[ He sighs. He wants to say something along the lines of Well Too Bad, This Needs To Be Dealt With, but he can't. Instead he just nods. ]

We'll stay here for now, watch the city through the papers. Try to draw out anyone who feels like coming to us to attack. And we'll figure out how the castle chooses which buildings it can move into and- I don't know. See if any in the city match its needs. It'll be easier, right? If you have the castle to return to?
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
No need to be sorry. It's the way things are.

[ It's a plan, at least. Sypha can get the castle healthy again and the two of them can help however she needs it in between their other tasks. Alucard can hunt, he can go into the city and do odd jobs for food money and newspapers. ]

Can it talk back to you? If it can tell us what it needs, that'd help. Otherwise, I guess I should try to work out that makes the abbey similar to some creepy house with too many coops.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs. He's not great at making people feel better about themselves, so he's not going to try.

The next few days are- weird, but bearable. With a massive effort and against Sypha's advice, the castle manifests a corner of a soldiers' dormitory for them to sleep in. Trevor treks into town, finds work at the houses along the road and returns with supplies and a newspaper each day. It's not really enough, but they can supplement it with whatever Alucard manages to hunt. Spring Heeled Jack, the Jumping Devil, any of his other names - they show up in the newspapers regularly, but not concerning anything dramatic enough to warrant action. No matter how much it grates at Trevor to see the lists of London's missing and do nothing.

Eventually, though, Trevor doesn't return at his usual time. It's probably past midnight when he knocks at the cottage door. ]


Castle? It's the Belmont.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He enters, sighing and dropping the bag. Its contents are a little mud-splattered but the bread still seems edible and the paper still legible. Sypha's already asleep by now, but Alucard's usually still awake. ]

Someone's been following me. Took me a couple hours to lose them. [ A couple of hours and a lot of trekking, if the mud and the way he immediately sits on the ground in exhaustion is any indication. ] If they're human, I think I've lost them. If they're a vampire, I may not have.

[ But that's the ideal. They want to lure vampires here. They absolutely do not want humans seeing them enter this house. ]

How has the castle been?
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Means we can't rule out vampire. Little too determined to be just trying to rob me, and I like to think I don't look an easy target. Either a vampire, or a human who thinks we're up to no good here.

[ He strips to his underclothes while he speaks, falling into his own bed. ]

I'm going to stay here tomorrow, just in case. Then the day after I'll leave the town before nightfall, see if that helps us narrow it down.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't care for the accent, I can tell that much. Not thrilled to have a foreigner about. But it's a big enough community that everyone doesn't know everyone else. Nobody asking too many questions, at least not openly. Worst I've had is folk refusing me work.

[ He sighs, combing his fingers through his hair to get mud and leaves out of it. ]

Probably best if you don't talk too much, if you do. You talk stranger than either of us.

[ Four centuries in a box will leave one's vocabulary in languages that are not even one's first language just a little weird and outdated. ]
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Used to insist to my tutors that I'd never need to know old Romanian, but here we are. Guess they got the last laugh.

[ He grumbles - he's tired - but he stands and moves to perch on Alucard's bed. There's a decent sized clump of some sort of plant matter in his hair, just out of reach. ]

Fell in a ditch while I was trying to lose the fucker. But they didn't follow me into the ditch, so I suppose it worked.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to speak English, out there. Not Ancient Frengreekmanian, or whatever you'd call this.

[ First if only because of the lack of branches in the castle. He tenses at the contact, as if expecting something bad to happen, and then relaxes. It's the tiniest thing, but after so long without even the tiniest parts of being cared for- it's nice. He chuckles, at that and at their stupid chimera of a language and at Alucard's comment. ]

Jealous that you're not going to be the only one with a bark?

[ DOG PUNS. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is he laughing at his own joke? Yes, he is laughing at his own awful, awful joke. Loudly enough that he has to cover his mouth with a hand to avoid waking Sypha. ]

Oh, of course not. Why [ Ahem. ] wood [ Ahem. ] I do that?

[ God knows why this horrible side of him is coming out now, of all times. He's tired, he's being shown the slightest bit of care, and- apparently being made comfortable around people leads to puns. He's having a good time with it, at least. ]
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a snort of laughter at that, and Sypha stirs. Trevor immediately claps both hands over his mouth while she turns over and returns to her rest. He's still chuckling when he withdraws them.

It's a relief. To just talk. Talk like normal people with terrible senses of humour. He's been able to do that with Sypha, every now and then, but Alucard is different. Too close and too distant all at once. He's known him his whole life, and yet they've never really spoken. But here they are, with terrible tree and dog jokes.

He leans back a little, not far enough that his weight is against Alucard but closer. ]


That's not all of it? Shit, I don't know why I go to the markets for vegetables. I just need to fall of a few more ditches and we'll be fed for a week.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, anything’s edible if you’re not a coward.

[ He turns to look at the leaf pile and - wow. He managed to end up with so, so many leaves. ]

Shit, that’s more leaf than I have hair. [ And then, a little awkwardly. ] Thanks. It’d have been uncomfortable, sleeping on all that.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, nothing worse than a couple bruises. And a lot of leaves.

[ He should probably. Stand up, shouldn’t he? Stop sitting on Alucard’s bed. He falls silent for a while before actually managing that, sitting down on his own with a tired huff. ]

Anything that needs doing around here, if I’m not leaving tomorrow? If not, I’ll check over the cottage again, see if I can figure out anything about what makes it so the castle can use it.

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