miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (3o5AkPq)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[ And- Alucard can probably tell that he's made a terrible, terrible mistake just by Trevor's tone. And if not by that, then by the terrible, terrible laughter that follows it. ]

You know, you really ought to have told me that years ago. I'd have been more considerate of your tastes.
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you meant the mattress. And here I thought you were objecting to my company.

[ They're close enough now to see that Sypha's horse is still missing. She's not expected back for a few more days, but it'd have been nice if she were early.

But her absence does mean that even back in the castle, there's going to be little escaping this. He leans his head against Alucard's again, taking on a tone of badly feigned sympathy. ]


My poor, dearest princeling, laid low by a terribly uncomfortable mattress.
miraclewhip: live gator, scares away vampires (Wallachia man enters castle carrying)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that sounds shit. I had better behave myself appropriately around royalty.

[ They're at the doorway now, which is incredibly fortuitous timing. Because Trevor Belmont has just stumbled upon The Funniest Idea Ever and this is the perfect place to do it. He pulls his arm back from around Alucard's shoulder and takes his hand when he reaches out to open the doors, pulling him gently to face him instead.

He kneels, holding Alucard's hand still. ]


I, Trevor Christopher Belmont, do hereby swear to avert the wrath of misbehaving straw and protect you from the horror of unsatisfying beds.

[ And then he kisses Alucard's knuckles, gaze not leaving his eyes. ]

My dearest Princeling.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not much of a flush, especially for someone as pale as Alucard, but Trevor knows what to look for by now. And it's maybe a shame that Sypha isn't here, because he managed to win just before they got inside. And Sypha is a lot more likely to take his side rather than Alucard's when faced with a blushing vampire than with him attempting to bicker with the vampire.

She's work-shy that way. Likes her vampire prepared for her.

He stands, still holding Alucard's hand in his own, and kisses it one more time before letting go so that Alucard can actually open the doors. ]


What terrible quest do you have for me, your beautiful highness?

[ Yes, he's going to be doing this all day now. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't actually throw the bags aside. He puts them down properly, even making sure that they're not in the way of anything. He's behaving himself.

Because he's just determined that behaving himself is the best way to mess with Alucard, naturally. He stretches a little and then stands differently, properly, not slouching as he usually does. And his smile is the smuggest fucking thing. ]


Of course, my beloved princeling.

[ And he intends to shut up. Because respecting Alucard's 'authority' is the best way he can think of to continue being a shit. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, shit. Not as funny as he'd hoped. But he bows in the most ridiculously over the top manner he can think of, and does as instructed and even manages to refrain from putting a pebble under the mattress while he's there (that also sounds like a hilarious thing to do, but one thing at a time. And maybe Sypha will appreciate it, since it was her story in the first place).

He goes to the kitchen once he's done and stands like a soldier waiting for orders, straight with feet together and arms behind his back. But also with a stupid smug grin, because he needs to indicate to Alucard that he's still being fucked with somehow. And also because he has a shitty poker face. ]
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, only until it stops being funny.

[ He takes Alucard's hand to kiss it again, because the vampire is now significantly less flushed than he ought to be, and this needs to be addressed. ]

Your highness.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds about right.

[ The fluster is being controlled far too well for his liking. That won't do. He turns Alucard's hand over, kissing the inside of his wrist instead. That's usually reserved for special occasions (he can feel Alucard's pulse from that point. That thing that vampires don't have. anywhere where he can feel the pulse is special to kiss, because it's a precious reminder that he's just as human as they are. The wrist has the advantage of also being the closest to appropriate, at least more than the neck or thigh might be).

This can be a special occasion. ]


What are your orders, my dearest princeling?
miraclewhip: does not expect it to last. (Wallachia man happy for once)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[ He speaks against Alucard's wrist, pushing his hand so that it's holding his cheek, fingertips against stubble and his lips still at the wrist of it, and holding it there. His other hand goes into Alucard's hair, combing through it a few times before reaching for the nape of his neck, stroking as lightly as he can manage at the hair there.

And yes, he is trying to see just how flustered he can make Alucard without doing anything too outwardly inappropriate.

(He is behaving, after all) ]
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ He grins at that little choked noise. And it's not even the stupid shit-eating grin, it's the genuinely warm one.

Because well shit, he got himself. This has stopped being a dumb joke and started being- well, still a dumb joke, and one he's going to keep up for as long as he can. But a dumb joke aimed at making Alucard smile, rather than purely at his expense.

(Even if he still deserves it to be at his expense, because it is ridiculous! That he should have to sleep on his own! While in the exact same room as his boyfriend!!!) ]


'Keep acting like this'. [ He repeats, still speaking against his wrist, and punctuating the beginning and end of each phrase with a quick kiss. The hand at Alucard's neck finds a lock of hair there, twirling it carefully around a finger. ] Is that an order, your highness?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.

[ He kisses Alucard's wrist one last time before releasing his hand. He's changed his mind. He's not going to keep this up until it's not funny anymore.

He's going to keep this up until he manages to get 'him being polite and doing as he's told' to be something that gets the vampire flustered. Because that sounds even funnier.

He moves in closer, keeping that hand on the back of Alucard's neck. This time when he speaks it's punctuated by his fingertips pressing down against the hairline softly. ]


May I kiss you?
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Anywhere, dearest princeling?

[ The kiss is soft, quick, and on the lips, and after that he finds he has to put some thought into this, at least as far as how long he wants to be able to keep up this stupid teasing. Because it's tempting to go right for the neck (he has never been particularly patient). But that would end this right there, or at least turn it into something different.

Something nice, something that he would quite like it to be eventually. But maybe not yet.

Using that hand at the back of Alucard's neck to coax him to turn his head a little, he instead trails short kisses from his lips to the side of his jaw, as close to the neck as just below the ear, but no closer. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-31 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I tried that once before. [ And failed, naturally, even with Sypha's help. Because they kept getting interrupted until everyone involved was too tired to continue. It was terrible, really. ] I fear you may have given me an impossible task, your highness.

[ The last kiss had been below the ear, just as quick and light as the others. Without warning, the next one is lower, on the neck, and more forceful. He pinches skin between his lips and sucks on it softly before continuing. ]

But what right have I to deny you?

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