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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-11 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a melancholy to that - one of the spells upon the place keeps the mirrors from watching it. They had always been an imperfect solution, but there's still something deeply sad, knowing that they can't be an option again. They had made them all so happy. Squabbling over what to bring back to the castle and what should never have been brought into the wagon in the first place. The nights that Sypha fell asleep early with one hand over the mirror and Alucard couldn't understand what flaw in the magic could result in not being able to see them. The few times when he had contacted them unexpectedly and turned very formal and very awkward to apologize for the bad timing while Sypha only grinned wickedly and found somewhere good to place the mirror and breathlessly told him to stay and watch. They can't have that again. Not in a world too dangerous for it.

It's unfair. ]


If it's in use, we're fucked. Unless you or Sypha can figure out how to break whatever shit your father cast to protect it. This was-

[ This was back when your father gave a shit about not dying. When he was acting in defense of someone he loved. Even 400 years later, even spells cast when he was mortal, that makes it a terrifying prospect. ]
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps.

[ As long as there's no accusing Leon of using magic (he did. he absolutely did. but Trevor is weird about these things) he's fine with it. It makes- some sort of sense. The castle responded more strongly to Alucard than it did to Carmilla, and what is the castle of not the final, terrible result of Mathias' early research into Alchemy? ]

How long should we expect it to take for you to catch up with us?

[ Or, to put it more accurately: How long without contact before we need to worry that something's stopping you from doing so? ]
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hours. Here I was expecting to be measuring the time in days.

[ He'd known that Alucard and Sypha were working on perfecting something, but he's not really been paying enough attention to understand what, too involved in the more Belmont-ish side of preparations. ]

That's barely enough time for us to find horses. [ A pause. ] And you'll be well when you do appear, all else going according to plan? No cost to it that we need to worry about?
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, all those sleepless nights of counting bricks and all you needed to do was run halfway to France and back?

[ He laughs. He knows that using his father's powers to do this can't sit well with Alucard. ]

Sypha and I take watch tonight, then.
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't promise to be capable of waking her up for hers.

[ That's a 'we're going to have to argue about this, aren't we?' tone. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
We're going to have this argument after you've slept for eight hours, though.

So I'll already have done what I want.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
And then she won't wake me up. You know how this works.

[ Srry Alucard you're stuck wit two self sacrificing idiots. ]
miraclewhip: Local speakers and vampires shocked to discover themselves morosexual (Wallachia man confirmed idiot)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
You took full watch practically every night between the boat and here. We learned it from you.

[ It's nice, to be squabbling like this. No edge to it, no anger behind it, just throwing words at each other. Horrible things bring out either too much softness or too much anger in both of them. This argument means that despite everything, for now, they can still both believe that all is going to be well. ]
miraclewhip: five times legal limit (Wallachia man has blood alcohol level)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
If we developed it while traveling, when did you develop it?

[ Excuse you they were both always like this. It just never came up on the way to Dracula because Alucard barely needed sleep at all. ]
miraclewhip: possible causes: vampires, humans, god (Wallachia man in a huff)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well played. ]

Look, maybe I thought that they'd look nicer on the outside. If I end up taking full watch the tonight, I'll let you and Sypha take watch tomorrow. Fair?
miraclewhip: quoted saying 'see, nerd, I can move castles too'. (Wallachia man steals bouncy castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's still fun to annoy Alucard, after four years. ]

Maybe it is. Good a defense as any against being disemboweled. Once your guts are out, they can't get any more out.
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know that all the best things that happened to me started with my guts being on the outside.

[ IS THIS BULLYING? IS THIS FLIRTING? It's probably both. ]
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2018-12-12 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know that I've never known anything in my god damn life.

[ And he leans in close to kiss Alucard's cheek and whisper- ]

And I'm taking full watch tonight, so you can't exile me anywhere.

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