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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet if desperate measures are needed? I doubt anyone else fucking remembers how.

[ He grins at that, and it's the grimmest fucking thing there is in a city full of fucking vampires. ]

Good fucking luck with that.

[ He chokes with pain at it, but that grin only grows wider and he doesn't break eye contact with Alucard. This is a fucking contest now. He's going to stay awake out of spite. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ He remains silent, for the most part, and glaring until the thumb. The thumb is the worst, was the worst first time around and remains worst now. The hardest to break, needed a few strikes even with vampire strength behind the blow. The hardest question to answer (where is your family). And the hardest to move back into place. The yell begins halfway through it and it's muffled until he bites through his lip and then it isn't muffled. It continues until he runs out of air and it dies first into choking, and then into silence.

He has, in fact, passed out. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't sleep well, which is likely no surprise. And it's a good thing he has the cast, because he wakes up by thrashing himself onto his side and on top of the bad arm.

Fuck.

He's being held prisoner by a vampire who doesn't fucking know how to vampire, and who's going to get an entire city wrapped up in the bloodier kind of vampire politics because he's too fucking soft.

With some effort (he has to use the wall to support his weight to get close, and then reach up for it while balancing on one foot) he does, in fact, pull down the curtain pole. Not as a stake, just yet, but as a crutch. And he'd been meaning to try to bash the door down but it just- opens.

A vampire who really doesn't know how to fucking vampire.

He doesn't try to get attention, though the sound of his curtain pole crutch is not exactly subtle, instead wandering off in search of something. A writing implement. A surface to use it on - the floor of his 'cell' will function well enough if necessary. And sand, or rice, or salt. Something made up of grains. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha, to her credit, is about as gentle and careful as could be expected. Trevor is not. ]

I wasn't going to do anything stupid.

[ He grumbles, as if he's demonstrated thus far that not doing stupid things is something he has the capacity for. And then he's guided into a chair. And there's a third plate and-

This is the stupidest fucking thing. ]


I feel like you've a fundamental misunderstanding of what it generally means when a vampire invites humans for dinner.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
My family has no fucking notes anymore. Your father burned the library to ashes.

[ His eyes narrow, but he's not reaching for any of the cutlery, chair legs or his curtain pole. ]

Also, wrong.

[ He was going to map the CITY, thank you very much, and use belmont bullshit to figure out what the state of things is. You know. That thing he should have probably done before all of this happened. ]
miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Dracula destroyed the Belmont home. Everything inside it, everything below it, and every man and woman and child there.

[ And he says every word very, very slowly, because he doesn't have the greatest faith in the intelligence of a vampire who doesn't know how to vampire. ]

He. Broke. The truce. And that is why I'm here.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
That means nothing. You know that means nothing. He could have done it in a matter of hours.

[ He says that, but- he's still not reaching for the cutlery. He believes himself when he's drunk. He doesn't when he's sober. He knows full well that the Belmont home was just another casualty of Romania's defiance of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. A remote, self-sufficient stronghold that looked a little too much like it could house soldiers. ]

He could still have done it.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
He could have-

[ He doesn't have a good argument any more, only a stubborn refusal to admit that a legacy of nine centuries could end in seconds at the hands of anything other than Dracula himself.

There are other concerns. His presence here means that he broke the truce, not Dracula, and that the man is free to return to Europe without consequence (that had been the deal. The Belmonts would not give chase, would leave the Americas to their cousins, and his shadow would not darken Europe's shores). Right now that seems a distant concern.

He just stares at the food. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He sits, leaning the curtain-pole-crutch against the empty chair. And he just holds his face in his left hand for a long time. He can feel Sypha staring at him, can feel her infuriating pity and sense as her hands occasionally rise up and almost touch his shoulders before falling back to her knife and fork and poking at her food.

He has thoroughly ruined dinner. ]


Do you really think that you can keep this shit under control?

[ His food is getting cold by the time he speaks, and he isn't looking at anything at all. ]
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Bluebeard. That was who came out victorious from the power struggle in Europe after Dracula left. It was a bloodbath. He didn't follow Dracula's rules, didn't enforce any of his own. Spring-Heeled Jack came after him, and the Ripper after that, about a decade before I was born. We had to break our own rules to keep them all under control. Flooded entire cities with incense. Burned about a fifth of London, in the end, to be rid of Spring-Heel because he would have done so much worse.

[ It's easier to talk about this. Easier to focus on the horrors that they managed to defeat, on the ones that are yet to come, than on the ones of the present. ]

Are you really sure?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
So no. You're not fucking sure. You just don't have a choice.

[ You could have just told him the truth in the first place and he wouldn't have needed to bring it up! Says trevor, expert at telling the truth. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He does take a forkful of rice and greens at that, because apparently annoying the vampire is great for restoring the appetite. ]

You have choices. You're just not taking any of them. Because you're a shitty vampire.

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