miraclewhip: also smells, in general (Wallachia man smells bullshit)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They've not actually poked around the kitchen very much. Not for any particular reason, they're just so used to being on the road that it never occured to either of them that it might be worth seeing if there was food lying around. Doing things the way they were used to gave them both a sense of things being normal.

Which means that when he opens the cupboard to take out a pan, it's actually his first encounter with the two spoon-armed things inside it.

And he proceeds to look at them for a moment and then ignore them, because that is way too much for his poor head to deal with both sober and before breakfast. ]


This one? [ He asks, pulling out a pan and closing the cupboard door. ]
Edited 2020-03-19 16:33 (UTC)
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing the burner is thing that burns.

[ He turns the flame back on, putting the pan over it. ]

Just one question. I'm not going to pretend to know my numbers, but I'm pretty sure four doesn't split between three. Assuming you weren't planning on starving either of us, where the fuck is your share?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a story, now. Sypha helped him with it. He's a weaver, boarding with an old friend while he studies the work of the city's artisans. Nothing about it is particularly untrue, just- missing details. It doesn't change much, save that Alucard's grandmothers keep dropping off socks and linens to be darned. He does those errands, and a few that come up in the clinic that he can be trusted with. And then in the evenings he sits like this, bundled up among cushions, Alucard's warm and human weight against him.

It's perfect. His sisters were concerned, at first, but so long as he doesn't neglect his family's work or the tasks that the queen sets for him there don't seem to be any consequences. ]


Mm?

[ He smiles sleepily at the gesture, unthreading their fingers from each other so that he can stroke Alucard's cheek. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Like you weren't hungry yesterday. Or the day before.

[ He watches the bacon, turning the heat of the pan down a little so it doesn't burn before it cooks properly. ]

You still need to not starve, hungry or not.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you? [ Ugh, he doesn't like this but- ] Fine.

[ Alucard's not back to normal, but last night seems to have- helped. He doesn't want to push too hard. ]

You don't have to have breakfast with us. But if the burns don't start healing soon I'm going to shove food down your throat. You know that, right?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It depends on the deal. Not usually.

[ But he strokes over Alucard's cheek with his thumb a few more times. Thoughtfully. ]

But you mean Leon's vow to your ancestors, don't you? [ There are no other deals that apply to anyone they know. Not that he knows of. ] That one's- I don't know the details. But I don't think there was ever an exchange. There's nothing to be returned. It should be reversible.

[ And then, almost hopefully. ] Do you want to meet them? Mother and Leon and my sisters?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, this thing cooks faster than-

[ He grabs a spatula, flipping the bacon over and maybe yelping just a little when the pan spits. ]

-there. Stupid fucking pig. [ Grumble grumble. He has figured out where plates live, at least, and he brings two down from a cupboard with no dolls in it. ]

-it's not a problem, is it?
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just this.

[ Alucard's ancestors probably had their reasons for not wanting the things of the morning and night poking their noses in their business. Maybe they were private people. Maybe they didn't care for all the magic interfering with their science. Maybe they didn't trust the motives of Mathias' friends. Didn't want to be compared to him. Maybe they just thought that whatever protection Leon and Sara could offer paled in comparison to the danger of suspicion from the church that they brought with them.

Whatever it was, things have changed. ]


I- wouldn't know. I've never- [ He's been with his own kind before, but never for so long. They're flighty and lose interest quickly and always just left him a little confused about what he'd done wrong. It doesn't stop him from being a little awkward about it. ] I don't know how these things go.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He follows the instructions, turning the knob first one way, then when that makes the flame larger turning it the other. ]

We'd- we were worried it might be. I mean- it's not like we were thinking 'let's leave the vampire behind and go fuck' when we left. [ Yeah. the problem he was asking about? Not cooking-related. ]

It just- happened.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Only a few. To be sure they're all there.

[ He sounds overjoyed, slight awkwardness about 'how do humans relationship' aside. The arm around Alucard's waist squeeze softly. ]

They've wanted to see you for so long. They- they worried, when you were hurt.

[ They couldn't visit him, but Sara asked after him constantly. Leon didn't - at least didn't ask him - but he doesn't think it's a coincidence that someone just happened to behunting where Alucard was when he needed them. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah. So maybe it is a little bit of a problem.

He breaks the eggs into the pan, dodging the spitting fat this time. ]


Don't have to address it at all, if you don't want. Just- needed to know it wasn't going to cause problems.
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-19 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I will. It'll need to be before dusk. Leon isn't there at night.

[ And he's kissing Alucard. Just softly. Warm and safe and comfortable, in a pile of cushions with just enough magic woven into them to make them so soft it feels like floating. ]

You'll need to see Leon first. He was the one who made the vow. He can revoke it, if you give him permission.