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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: no matter how much he dances, his teeth still hurt (Wallachia man confused by flossing)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That, he seems a little offended by. He sighs, almost sulking. ]

I don’t mean you any harm. I just want to keep you and dress you in pretty things. But you are very interesting, and my family are not the only ones who go hunting tonight. If you were mine, none of them could touch you.

You could stab me more, if that’s what you wanted. If it would make you happy.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
There are no ways.

[ He tests the arm as blood sprays out from the cut, trying to lift it with limited success. The wing on the same side moves well enough, at least. ]

Look for a deer hunting with wolves. Shout to it, and have something to give in return for protection.
miraclewhip: blames local woman, calls her a nerd. (Wallachia man still on fire after 3 days)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ungrateful fucker, aren’t we?

[ He spreads his wings, the one on the stabbed side only a fraction slower than the other, and reaches out with his good arm. He takes a lovk of Alucard’s hair, bringing it up to his lips. ]

Until sunset, then.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The cave is safer than the inn would have been, not Alucard’s home but home to the bats and protected by the laws of the fae. The animals that ride with them, though, their hunking dogs and birds, they are held by no such laws. It is a large panther that first finds its way into the cave, stalking through the darkness and toward Alucard with purpose.

The Belmonts are not the only hunting party, only the ones who seek out monsters exclusively. There are others. Others with alliances and a better understanding of when Alucard is than Trevor possessed and knowledge of his value. It lunges upward, trying to capture his bat form in its jaws. ]
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The panther misses Alucard narrowly, stalking about the cave below him and the other bats. They can keep track of it, trying to remain as high as possible and as far from the animal as they can. There is a flurry of activity as the panther lunges again. This time, it catches something. Not the quarry is came here for, and it expresses its disappointment with a sout crunch of the bat in its mouth. ]
miraclewhip: bra and hat, vandalises church property (Wallachia man wearing nothing but)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The panther gives chase only so far, because it isn’t long before Alucard crosses the path of one particular hunting party. Led by a golden-haired man in blue and gold ridingon the back of a massive white lion. A party betternot crossed by anything, least of all whatever the panther is.

Sure enough, toward the back of the group a group of black hounds runs at the side of a larger dog, one carrying a woman in a long cloak, hood awkwardly pulled over her own antlers. Amoung them, Trevor rides upon a grey hart. He twists his head about, having caught the scent of his husband, as his sister plucks the bat from her collar by a tiny leg, determines it to not be a dog, and tosses it aside. It’s about as dignified as it sounds.

The bat falls into Trevor’s hands and he looks down at Alucard, beaming. ]


One kiss. [ He whispers. ] For my protection. Unless you have something else you’d sooner trade.
miraclewhip: despite being set on fire four times this week (Wallachia man adores local witch)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-28 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. Hold on to me.

[ He places Alucard on his shoulder. There us fur aplenty there, to hide him, but he’s also close to Trevor’s wings. Beneath them, there is space to transform back and still remain hidden, if Alucard wishes. The woman on the dog looks at him quizically, and he grins, gesturing to the bat. ]

My husband. I told you I would find one.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
My husband.

[ He repeats it softer now, just for Alucard, stroking the bat softly. It would be nice, maybe, to kiss the little bat. But deals are deals. Not until Alucard chooses the place. ]

We're hunting the plague. [ He whispers, continuing to stroke the bat. ] Ride with us until we're done, and then I'll take you wherever you please.

[ Their hunting party is nearing a city. Trevor's arm, the stabbed one, dissolves into hundreds of moths as they pass by houses and a horde of insects and birds and small animals flood into the houses through whatever entrances they can find, chasing out a thick, green-white smoke. It coalesces into a group of cloaked figures as more and more of it is expelled from houses.

Enid, whose hounds are all too large to enter homes and drive out the smoke, takes action once the figures form, her dogs rushing forward and giving chase.

Trevor grips the antlers of his hart more tightly as his arm reforms, riding faster as the hunt begins proper. Fairy Belmont medicine is happening, they're going to actually beat the shit out of a plague. ]
miraclewhip: quoted saying 'see, nerd, I can move castles too'. (Wallachia man steals bouncy castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody ever did tell you why not to stab an unarmed man, did they?

[ There's another of those grins as he says it, a little too wide, a little too toothy even by the standards of things that go hunting in the night. A few of the moths land close to Alucard, snuggling close to him as Trevor turns his attention to the hunt itself. Leon leads the party, his great lion tearing flesh from one of the figures as his glowing whip coils around another's waist. His nephews fall from the sky as a pair of owls, squabbling over one of the figures and taking turns snatching them out of each others' talons, only to be reprimanded by a screech from their mother, a griffin. ]

We hunt monsters. [ He says, either because he's taken notice of Alucard's annoyance with Belmont medicine or because he just wants to show off to his husband. ] Things that hurt people.

[ Plague is just as much a monster as a vampire or a priest lying to his congregation or a human who hurts his children. By fairy logic, it's only the hurting people that matters. ]
miraclewhip: with iguanas after 2 week stalemate (Wallachia man reaches alliance)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The hunt is over before long, animals twisting into slightly more human shapes. A woman with dark, curly hair and long rabbit ears drains blood into bottles and crushes bones into a thick, grainy paste to collect in jars while the owl children snatch chunks of meat from each others' hands. The griffin woman licks ichor from her claws. Leon, the only one of the group to appear truly human, looks over his children with pride. They'll head out again soon, there are other monsters to kill.

Trevor offers a chunk of meat that literally came from a personification of plague to Alucard. Probably it's even less of a good idea to eat that than normal food offered by a fairy. ]


You could meet my sisters, if you wanted. [ He offers. The moths snuggle closer. His husband is upset and he cannot tell why??? ] Or- you can name your place. For the kiss. And then somewhere you can be safe.
miraclewhip: of 'soap', 'shaving' and 'basic human decency'. (Wallacia man confused by concepts)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He considers this, looking at the meat before tossing it to one of the hounds. Best not to eat it, if his husband dislikes it so much. It would make kissing uncomfortable. The moths finally, finally leave Alucard be, crawling back into Trevor's injured arm as he pets Alucard softly with the whole one. ]

A dowry, then. [ He says, thoughtfully, as he slowly leads his hart away from the group. Alucard doesn't really seem like he wants to meet his sisters. Which is sad, because he very much wants to show off his new husband. But it would hardly be worth showing off a husband that he couldn't make happy. ] My sisters were never asked for dowries for their wives and husbands, but you are more handsome than any of theirs. That seems fair.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-04-29 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He tilts his head, because why would he ever ask permission? Alucard stabbed him, he has the right to demand whatever he pleases in return. And asking permission isn't exactly something that vampires are known for either, in his own experience. After a little thought, he shrugs. Vampires are strange. It probably isn't important. ]

I will pay. All will be well, all will be well.

[ As if this was Alucard's actual concern and he's done a good job of fixing it, he pulls the bat from his collar and holds cups him in his hands, bringing him up to softly press his forehead against Alucard's tiny fluffy one in this continuing unsuccessful efforts to make his husband calmer. ]

Leon said I was too young to take a husband when we first met, so I waited until I could find you again. I can wait a little longer, until I can pay your kin.

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