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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-13 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a ghost.

[ That's an entirely satisfying answer, surely. ]

Or- I mean, it's not a ghost. It's nothing that would have shown up in our bestiaries. But it's- just the stuff on the inside, without the outside part. That's kind of like a ghost, just using Dracula's magic instead of the naturally occurring stuff. And ghosts get weird if you're around something like a leyline that interferes with naturally occurring magic, so- you know. Probably not good for it to be around something that can interfere with Dracula's.

[ He guessed, is what he's saying. He guessed what it was and he guessed what was hurting it. It's quite the achievement, but you wouldn't know it to see how awkward he is about admitting it. ]
miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-13 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another set of creaks and groans, through nothing near as violent as the movement, and the entrance hallway expands outward a little. There are doorways where there ought to be doorways, but beyond most of them is more of that writhing darkness. The engine room connects to the entrance, which is not exactly accurate to the way the castle’s layout should be. Inside there is the castle’s heart, withered and stuttering and burning so, so low.

The other room isn’t a room so much as a few spots of things visible in that darkness through a door that ought to lead to the library. Tiny things - a wolf doll, a portrait of Lisa, a simple silver ring. Things that it’s kept, things that it’s strained against centuries of exhaustion to keep, that remind it of happier times.

Other things appear too, in the entranceway. Skeletons, fanged ones. At least six of them, some bones bleached cleaner than others by time. ]


Shit.

[ That explains it. ]

Hey castle - can you hear me? You weren’t hiding in the Abbey, were you? Not really. You wanted to be found, found by people who wanted to steal Dracula’s secrets. Lured them to the Abbey and trapped them there.

[ It gave up its body to make sure that nobody would ever access Dracula’s knowledge without its say so. To draw any enemies to itself and keep Alucard safe. There’s a note of accusation to Trevor’s tone, but even he has to admit - shit, good castle. ]
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha pushes past Alucard, at that, while Trevor looks about outside the castle. ]

I don’t think it can ever be a castle again, not any time soon. Not on the outside. It could attach itself to one, but it couldn’t bring it with it when it moved. [ She clicks her tongue, frowning. ] It needs a new body building for it. The old fashioned way - brick by brick. But in the meantime, I can help it a little now it’s out of the church.

[ Trevor reenters, dusting off his hands. ]

Little cottage on the outskirts of some city, lots of places for chickens to sleep, but no chickens. That’s where we are now.
miraclewhip: (ING5ycL)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Area's a little too built up to hunt in, but the city proper is maybe an hour's walk. Don't know how many merchants'll be willing to take lira, but worst case there'll be people who need work done. If we need to stay a while, we'll be able to manage. Bigger concern is there's no abbey to keep people from going in here. We're going to need to defend it.

[ He walks out of the door, then turns back. ]

Hey castle, don't let me in for a moment. I want to see the place you've landed in.

[ And he passes through the door again, this time entering the cottage for real. ]
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-14 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Outside the cottage - and it is a cottage now, and not a castle or an abbey, it’s rather underwhelming. A few chicken coops, empty. A post where horses might have been tied once. A few minutes walk through what winter’s left of the wildflowers to the next house down the road. A mile marker indicating that following that road will bring one into a city called Leeds sooner or later. ]

Ah, castle picked a hell of a place to drop itself.

[ Through the doors of the house, if entered normally, is a workshop of sorts. It doesn’t look like it’s seen use in decades, given the amount of dust, but it’s somehow gone unlooted this whole time. Bottles line shelves along the walls. Bones cover a table. Some are human-sized. ]

Doesn’t look like the owner’s been home in a long time.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-15 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Something scaring off the locals.

[ He turns bottles around. Most are unlabelled, and those that are are labelled with people’s names instead of the contents of the bottle. He’s not going to sniff at the contents to try to guess. ]

Guessing this is a witch’s house. Means we’ll be undisturbed, but means we really, really shouldn’t be seen going in or out. Just because the law and the church won’t do shit about it these days doesn’t mean an angry mob won’t.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-15 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn’t know the details of Lisa’s death. Sypha probably does, but his own understanding is only that Dracula’s wife was murdered, restarting his crusade against humanity after generations of an uneasy peace. He can tell when a subject is uncomfortable, he just doesn’t have the first clue about why. ]

We’ll still need food. The speaker and I can take care of it, we’ll be careful.

[ There’s no response from the castle other than a slight change in the way the air feels. ]

Maybe it’s easier for it if we leave and go back in. Less of it having to drag us around.
miraclewhip: mentions this at every opportunity (Wallachia man does not play fortnite)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Out here? You'll stick out, but as long as we keep an ear to the ground for people complaining about a funny-looking wolf and stay away from people it ought to be safe.

[ He walks out, then immediately turns around to re-enter the building. Sure enough, the door leads into the castle this time. ]

So now- three things. The business with Dracula, the business with London, and defending the castle. [ He looks to Alucard for a moment as if for guidance before coming up with the answer himself. He's still not used to having two-way conversations with the coffin guy. ] We stay here. Anyone aiming to do Dracula Bullshit will be watching for the castle moving. They'll know. We wait for them and see if we can lure them out while it recovers.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-15 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Could be. We have barely anything on Spring Heel. He could want Dracula back, to use- I don't know. Use his legacy somehow.

The good news is- right, shit. [ The vampire was asleep when newspapers started happening. ] So- while you were asleep, people started writing down what happens and sharing it about. We wont be able to keep an eye on London ourselves from here, but we'll know if anything big enough for people to notice happens within a day.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-15 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Vampires get weird names when people know they exist but don't have a name for them. People are bad at names.

[ Isn't that right, mister dad's name backward? ]

From what I've heard, he- jumps really high. [ He's not doing a good job of selling this genuinely terrifying vampire, is he? ] So- Spring Heel.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure. Don't know how easy you get overwhelmed, and I've never been there myself. But-

[ He looks Alucard over, trying to work out what he'd get overwhelmed by. Th smell? Major danger in London, if what he's heard is true. The weather? unlikely. Noise? Probably not. But people... ]

-I'm guessing it'll be. People-y, if that's a problem.
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-16 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I- shit.

[ He sighs. He wants to say something along the lines of Well Too Bad, This Needs To Be Dealt With, but he can't. Instead he just nods. ]

We'll stay here for now, watch the city through the papers. Try to draw out anyone who feels like coming to us to attack. And we'll figure out how the castle chooses which buildings it can move into and- I don't know. See if any in the city match its needs. It'll be easier, right? If you have the castle to return to?

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