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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: says church owes him 'one trillion dollars' (Wallachia man smashes 20 windows)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
A shame.

[ There are footsteps, but the figure doesn’t move. It falls silent for a while, thinking. ]

How do you intend to pay?
miraclewhip: possibly his own. (Wallachia man going to break a face)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Vampires.

[ The footsteps and smell of fur move behind Alucard, until there’s breath on the back of his neck. The figure still has not moved. ]

Wallachia doesn’t want to be saved from vampires. Who are you to deny its wishes?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ A family torn apart by a foolish, ambitious man.

The voice falls silent again. It’s still behind Alucard when it finally speaks. ]


Three years and three days. You will return here, once your mother is safe, and stay for three years and three days.
miraclewhip: (1o3dVoo)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Would it change your answer if I said no?

[ A few seconds silence, and then- ]

You will be safe so long as you keep your word. Take a few steps forward, and hold up your lamp.
miraclewhip: (hRNkgCg)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ The lamp reveals a human figure, wrapped in speaker robes. A stone speaker.

The thing behind Alucard moves closer. ]


Your wife, so long as you live here.

[ A long, furry arm reaches out from behind him to touch the stone speaker’s cheek. ]

This is what happens to oath breakers. Remember that.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ The creature moves past Alucard, past the stone speaker, to one of the climbing roses holding the Belmont estate together. It’s massive, a dark, scarred creature.

It plucks one, then drops it at Alucard’s feet. ]


Plant it at the threshold of whichever church means to play host to this nonsense, then prick your finger on one of its thorns. Those who share your blood will be safe.
miraclewhip: (RfO7f1r)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
You have one month. Do not return on the night of the new moon.

[ A long pause. A growl. ]

Tell your father that you will suffer here. Tell him that he cannot prevent this now, only collect what remains of you when the time is done.
miraclewhip: (pMUTtKz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Go, then.

[ The presence leaves, footsteps becoming more and more distant until it’s only Alucard’s enhanced hearing that can tell when they stop. The stone speaker remains, staring unblinkingly.

The rose takes root, even in the snow and frozen earth, and it’s scent is powerful. The day of the execution comes and as each man passes through the door, they fall into a trance. All proceeds as it should, save for that the bishop is bound upon the stake while the crown turns to Lisa, still in her chains and prisoner’s rags, to hear her condemn the witch.

She does not, of course. When they try to burn the bishop she commands them to stop and to release him. She leaves, carrying the wicked man on her back, and demands that Dracula treat his burns, that he prove himself the better man.

This is how Lisa returns to the castle, dragging a gibbering wreck of a holy man behind her. ]
miraclewhip: (B8gP9cV)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You have.

[ It is by daylight, this time, though the clouds are thick enough to cast a shadow over everything. And so Alucard can see the place where the stone speaker was. And he can see the creature that stalks out of the old house to greet him.

It's a large bear, dark brown, its hide covered in old scars. One of its eyes has been slashed some time ago, the eyeball itself only just surviving. Roots push the skin and fur up like scar tissue in places, and where it does rose plants sprout from old injuries, some in bloom and some rotting away and dying.

It leads Alucard into the old Belmont home. Parts of it are scorched still, parts of it woven together by stems and roots and flowers. ]


The south wing will be yours, and I will not enter it without your permission. Your wife is there, and you will love her. You will speak to her and read to her and take meals with- no, not that one. You would have to move her to the dining room and back every day. Kiss her goodnight before you sleep.

[ It sounds suspiciously like that part he's making up as he goes along, trying very hard to think of things that people do with wives that are compatible with one being a rock. ]

If you require blood, you will find a willing donor in the gardens on the night of the new moon.
miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Her name is Sypha.

[ The wing he leads Alucard to is the most intact place in the estate. The further they go, the less the walls and furniture have been touched by flames. ]

Animal blood for most of the month, then. Human at new moons. That can be arranged.

[ He reaches a door, and then pauses. ]

I need your leave to go further.

[ He's serious about not entering the space without Alucard's permission. ]
miraclewhip: (4M1ObQ5)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well. No human donor, then. Only animals.

[ This wing is the part of the estate least touched by the flames and curse, and it looks to have once been a part of the house used for living rather than work or entertaining. The door opens into a kitchen, cleaned recently but clearly not used in years. Beyond it is a hallway which leads to a dining room and a few rooms that look like they might have once belonged to staff.

Up a staircase, the rooms are still spartan in their decoration, but they look more like their owners considered them their own. The statue of the speaker is in one of them, one with rugs worn away in little circles where dogs might have slept in the same spots every night and the floor littered with little piles of books filled with page markers. She's been arranged so that she's by a small desk, a book opened in front of her unblinking eyes and a shawl draped over her shoulders. ]


Use whichever room you like. I'll move her there.
miraclewhip: (tcqeBG6)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Not that I recall.

[ The bear moves into the room, grabs at the top sheet of the bed and shakes it about, sending dust flying around. Then attempts to put it back.

Local bear has not had to make a bed in a decade, does not quite recall how. ]


Should I bring her here?
miraclewhip: stinkiest blanket, claims local speaker. (Wallachia man owner of world's)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-11-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He tilts his head at Alucard, then leaves. From the room Sypha was left in, there's a soft- ]

'scuse me.

[ -and then a scraping of stone, followed by heavy footstepts. Getting the statue through the door is the trickiest part - he barely fits through there as it is - and takes a few attempts, but eventually he manages it without knocking off any of her fingers. He puts her down, rearranging her shawl. ]

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