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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
If it does, it's your own fault for missing the fucking curtain pole.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Less rules, you mean. Dracula always did run a tight fucking ship.

[ Less rules is bad. Dracula is an evil fucking asshole, but the Belmonts have known for a long time that he holds the vampires to at least some standards. Europe was a mess for a few decades after he left - the measures that had to be taken by his family are a large part of why so many other vampires followed him. ]

Do you think you can keep this shit under control?
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And what would you ask of me, other than presumably not stabbing you? I'm not going to be leaving a city that's on the verge of vampire bullshit in any way other than posthumously.

[ He's picked up the bread again by now, tearing his way through it again. ]

Which is still an option I'm considering, just to keep you aware.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And let what happened in Europe after Dracula left happen here? Fuck off.

[ His voice lowers into a snarl at that. ]

Fuck off with that shit. I meant I was considering the option of stabbing you. And you're not doing much to change my fucking mind.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the only Belmont.

[ But he does hold out his hand, mangled into a rather unpleasant shape. ]

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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet if desperate measures are needed? I doubt anyone else fucking remembers how.

[ He grins at that, and it's the grimmest fucking thing there is in a city full of fucking vampires. ]

Good fucking luck with that.

[ He chokes with pain at it, but that grin only grows wider and he doesn't break eye contact with Alucard. This is a fucking contest now. He's going to stay awake out of spite. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ He remains silent, for the most part, and glaring until the thumb. The thumb is the worst, was the worst first time around and remains worst now. The hardest to break, needed a few strikes even with vampire strength behind the blow. The hardest question to answer (where is your family). And the hardest to move back into place. The yell begins halfway through it and it's muffled until he bites through his lip and then it isn't muffled. It continues until he runs out of air and it dies first into choking, and then into silence.

He has, in fact, passed out. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't sleep well, which is likely no surprise. And it's a good thing he has the cast, because he wakes up by thrashing himself onto his side and on top of the bad arm.

Fuck.

He's being held prisoner by a vampire who doesn't fucking know how to vampire, and who's going to get an entire city wrapped up in the bloodier kind of vampire politics because he's too fucking soft.

With some effort (he has to use the wall to support his weight to get close, and then reach up for it while balancing on one foot) he does, in fact, pull down the curtain pole. Not as a stake, just yet, but as a crutch. And he'd been meaning to try to bash the door down but it just- opens.

A vampire who really doesn't know how to fucking vampire.

He doesn't try to get attention, though the sound of his curtain pole crutch is not exactly subtle, instead wandering off in search of something. A writing implement. A surface to use it on - the floor of his 'cell' will function well enough if necessary. And sand, or rice, or salt. Something made up of grains. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha, to her credit, is about as gentle and careful as could be expected. Trevor is not. ]

I wasn't going to do anything stupid.

[ He grumbles, as if he's demonstrated thus far that not doing stupid things is something he has the capacity for. And then he's guided into a chair. And there's a third plate and-

This is the stupidest fucking thing. ]


I feel like you've a fundamental misunderstanding of what it generally means when a vampire invites humans for dinner.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
My family has no fucking notes anymore. Your father burned the library to ashes.

[ His eyes narrow, but he's not reaching for any of the cutlery, chair legs or his curtain pole. ]

Also, wrong.

[ He was going to map the CITY, thank you very much, and use belmont bullshit to figure out what the state of things is. You know. That thing he should have probably done before all of this happened. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Dracula destroyed the Belmont home. Everything inside it, everything below it, and every man and woman and child there.

[ And he says every word very, very slowly, because he doesn't have the greatest faith in the intelligence of a vampire who doesn't know how to vampire. ]

He. Broke. The truce. And that is why I'm here.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-01-12 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
That means nothing. You know that means nothing. He could have done it in a matter of hours.

[ He says that, but- he's still not reaching for the cutlery. He believes himself when he's drunk. He doesn't when he's sober. He knows full well that the Belmont home was just another casualty of Romania's defiance of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. A remote, self-sufficient stronghold that looked a little too much like it could house soldiers. ]

He could still have done it.

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