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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-13 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sypha. Her name’s Sypha.

[ He leans his head back. He’s not had a chance at rest in the last few days, and now all of a sudden he can do nothing but. He can’t let his guard down entirely, not with a vampire around, but- god, even just sitting for a moment is a luxury. ]

You really managed to piss off the boss, didn’t you? Never heard of him going out of his way to keep someone alive. Just how badly did you fuck up?
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Your- father.

[ If he's taken note of Alucard's rage, he's too exhausted to care. He's heard about Lisa and her fate from the speakers and- well, he has thoughts on that shit but so far he's been doing an excellent job of pretending he doesn't. He continues to do this.

He suddenly realises the significance of there being a child's bedroom in this place, though, of where they are. Of the doll Sypha's curled herself up around. ]


Well. Shit. [ That's all the acknowledgement he's capable of of the emotional side of that, but he looks up, remembering the nasty fucking scar. It looks- mostly closed, at least. ] Any danger of that opening up and you dying on us out of nowhere?
miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, guess that's possible after all.

[ He pushes himself up, heading to the door of the room. There's nothing in here that he can sense. If the vampire wants out they can keep watch just as well from outside. ]

Good to know you're not going to keel over. [ He heads out of the room, flopping down against the wall outside instead. It's time to talk strategy. ] We need to reach the castle's engines. I meant to follow the veins of lightning [ ...the wiring. ] but they've been hidden inside the walls since my ancestors last came here.

[ Dracula was absolutely the kind of dramatic fuck he had bare wires sparking all over the place until he had to childproof the castle. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good thing you're going to lead us there.

[ Well shit, he thought that he was being clever by following the wires, like following a river to its source. He's maybe a little grumpy at having it pointed out that that part of the plan wouldn't work. ]

We get to the engines. I bleed on them, and then we get out. You should probably come with us, unless you want to be stuck in the castle while we figure out what to do with it.

[ ...He's missing the part of the plan where he explains how him bleeding on it would allow them to decide what to do with the castle. ]
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Give her control over them without having to see the things, hopefully. Assuming none of my ancestors were sleeping around in the last 400 years.

[ So it turns out that the speakers know cool facts about the blood of Leon Belmont that even his family didn't know. That it could bring them here. That it can strip away the protections on the engines. He has questions, but they've decided to answer exactly none of them. ]

Any comments about blood magic, and you go back in the box.
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Because it makes no fucking sense.

[ Well shit. He was kind of hoping that this would make more sense to the vampire than it does to him. Looks like he's going to have to explain something he doesn't fully understand himself. He huffs. ]

The speakers say this place's defences have a big old Leon Belmont-shaped hole in them. And no, I don't know why. Assuming that the stories can be trusted, and assuming that any fucking family can manage four centuries without a secret bastard or twelve- [ He sighs. It's hard to advocate for a plan, even his own fucking plan, when it's based on something he has so little faith in. Honestly he thinks the 'Belmont blood is magic bullshit' thing is much more likely than the 'and after 400 years every Belmont child is legitimate' part. ] -look, I don't have high hopes. But whatever the chances of this working are, they're higher than anyone's chances against him in a fair fight. So I'm going to bleed on an engine. And then if that doesn't work, we consider something grounded in reality.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sighs again, more deeply this time. ]

I’d meant to poison him, but from what we’ve overheard he isn’t taking blood. Which means he’s weaker than he ought to be, but- fuck, that still isn’t saying much.

If this doesn’t work, you take her to safety. She and her people can help people to leave Wallachia. They bring bodies to the forgemasters every two days. I stay and hide among them, then kill them when I’m brought to the forges. If he doesn’t have his army, there’s time for people to evacuate. He’ll have to dirty his own hands. There’ll be chances to catch him in sunlight.
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
They won’t continue. Dracula has the influence to keep the his subjects from acting up about the idea of having no humans to feed from. Nobody else does. Whoever succeeds him will - it’ll be shit, but it’ll be the kind of shit people are alive to be miserable about.

[ He narrows his eyes at the suggestion that they leave, then shakes his head. ]

I’m not going anywhere. Not before we’ve tried the shit with the engine.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We’re a possibly concussed speaker, an asshole with an inconvenient family name and an overdressed fuck who can’t vampire his way out of a coffin. We’re not going to be able to do this cleanly. There’s going to be survivors and fallout, and nothing I assume or don’t assume will change that.

[ irritation is starting to slip into his voice. He swallows it back. ]

A soldier. She says there’s a soldier here that we need to find and rescue. It sounds like shit to me. More than the engine. If there’s anyone else here, they’re probably already dead. Dracula’s not feeding, which means he has no use for prisoners.
miraclewhip: because 'he's a hater, and a people eater'. (Wallachia man burns down Dracula's RV)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If we go without dealing with the engines, the castle moves. We don’t get a second chance unless we can seize or destroy the engines.

[ He leans back, hitting the back of his head against the wall a few times with a quiet snort of air each time. ]

Fine. Help her find this soldier and get them out of here, if you believe in that shit. I’m staying.
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't get to threaten to go back in the box. You're the one who gets threatened with the box.

[ He's tired. This is hard. He doesn't need this shit. He pushes himself back to his feet, checking the whip at his waist. He doesn't know that Sypha's going to be able to keep going once she wakes. This asshole's just trying to run away.

Fine. He'll do this alone. ]


Go back to sleep, then. Point me in the direction of the engines first, if you're feeling charitable. If I find this soldier on the way, maybe they'll be some use.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-08-15 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what. ]

She said we were looking for a- [ a person. He doesn’t finish that sentence, because it’s an asshole thing to say even for him. He ends the sentence weakly instead, gesturing at Alucard.. ] -soldier.

You want me to leave, leave and let him continue to kill people when I might at least be able to slow him down, because she turned out to be right that there was a prisoner here?

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