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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: (1o3dVoo)

SHAMELESS PRINCE AND BODYGUARD AU

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-19 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's the busiest the castle has been since Lisa was first taken, with representatives of the vampires of all regions. Loud and overwhelming. Last time, Dracula had summoned his generals to have them seek out any way to return his wife to him from the land of fae. This time, he summoned them to oversee a transfer of power to his son, to free him to go personally.

They had both been children back then, but now Alucard stands like a living star in his robe and crown before the guests. As the castle begins to lead the guests to their own rooms at the approach of dawn, Trevor steps away for a moment. Alucard needs him now, but he has other things to attend to.

It's in Alucard's room that he reappears, knocking only out of habit before entering and coughing out an awkward apology. He knows tonight was difficult for Alucard, and that he shouldn't have left him alone to deal with the weight of that crown. But he'd rather he deal with the intruder they had tonight than anyone else they might have run into. ]


The intruder- she's having breakfast. With your leave, I'll turn her loose before your father wakes tonight. He doesn't need to know she was here.

[ Sometimes when you host important events, Speakers sneak in to hear the story. These things happen. ]
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-19 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaker. You know what they're like.

[ He doesn't need to make the request. Trevor pulls a stool up behind Alucard's chair, carefully starting work on releasing the delicate wirework of the crown from his hair. It's calming work, after the fuss that was finding a way to get the intruder safely out from a crowd of vampires while figuring out if she intended any harm toward Alucard. ]

She was here to witness the event. It's a good thing, means word'll spread quicker. Should have probably put her in a dungeon, but it didn't look like she'd had a good meal in weeks.

[ He's kind of a shitty jailor. ]
miraclewhip: (pMUTtKz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Double-edged sword.

[ He doesn't look like he's capable of being as careful as he is. It'd be quicker work if he wasn't, if he worked a little more roughly and didn't take pains not to tug at Alucard's hair at all. But for now, at least, there's no hurry. And there's a quiet satisfaction that comes from doing things like this right. ]

If anyone's stupid enough to risk it, it might spur them on to learn that he isn't here. It's a real danger. But it's better they learn from the speakers. That way we know for sure what they're hearing. If they heard it through the networks of his generals, it would get tangled up with people's judgements. Different people interpret things in different ways over and over, add parts or forget them, and suddenly we have people deciding whether or not to take action based on something that isn't even close to the truth. If people are going to think this is a good time to fuck around, I'd rather they think that based on our actions rather than something we have no control over.
miraclewhip: well shit. (Wallachia man has first crush)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-19 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We do what we can to keep people from doing anything stupid. I’ll deal with it when they do.

[ He pauses for a moment to lay his hand on Alucard’s. ]

That’s all you need to worry about. You’ll be back in the library all day by the end of the year.
miraclewhip: steal from K-mart (Wallachia man says Illuminati made him)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sighs. Dracula absolutely won’t want Alucard anywhere near danger. He doesn’t want it either, but he wants a sad vampire less. ]

Just- find a way to keep yourself out of harm’s way, and your father doesn’t need to know if you get involved.

[ He squeezes Alucard’s hand firmly before returning to his hair, removing the crown from his head. ]

You won’t be alone.
miraclewhip: does not expect it to last. (Wallachia man happy for once)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Once the crown is in its place, he lifts one of the braids. Watches it unwind and fall apart in his hand.

Brings the hair up to his lips to kiss it. ]


I will. For as long as you need.

[ He does, technically, have his own room. A small, spartan place, the way he likes it. But enough of his things have found their way here over the years that there’s no real issue with staying here for a long period of time. ]
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I’ll be with you soon.

[ He bows before he leaves. He knows Alucard hates that sort of thing, but he likes to do things correctly. More than that, they can’t really afford to drop that formality right now. Not with Dracula as on edge as he is.

Especially not with their intruder causing so much bother. She doesn’t leave. Nothing short of actually throwing her out seems like it will work, and- maybe he’s a bit of a sucker, but he doesn’t do that. Or inform Dracula. Or put her in the dungeons. He locks her in his own quarters with a couple of books to occupy her.

He enters Alucard’s room probably an hour after he probably should have been back, sneaking in as quietly as he can and sitting down in the large overly-cushioned chair by the bed to sleep a little himself.

Why are speakers Like This? ]
miraclewhip: because local gentleman 'too fangly'. (Wallachia man calls 911)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Mostly.

[ So that’s a no. That’s how he says no, things did not go okay. He huffs, leaning his head back and pulling a blanket over his chair. ]

Fucking hate speakers sometimes.
miraclewhip: (pMUTtKz)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
She is.

[ He probably should have physically thrown her out. It'd be one less thing bothering Alucard, and keeping things from bothering Alucard is about 90% of what matters to him. ]

I've hidden her in my room. I'll take her food and she can stay there until your father leaves. I'll try to deal with her again then. I don't want to risk making a fuss while he's here.
miraclewhip: gets a natural 1. (Wallachia man rolls eyes)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to-

[ Please don't get out of bed. Please don't - nope, there he goes. Trevor sighs and walks over to the dresser, where he put down his sword when he first came back into the room. Just in case. He didn't really need it for dealing with the speaker when he was alone but if Alucard's going to be there, things are different. ]

-I could just carry her out, if you want.
miraclewhip: (DYMUDuS)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He looked like a living star an hour and a half ago. Now he's wearing a dressing gown with a sword tucked into the belt of it. And maybe (absolutely) Trevor's biased, but he doesn't seem an inch less radiant.

He leads Alucard out of his own chambers, into the smaller room nearby. Where there is, indeed, a Speaker perched on the bed. With a book larger than her torso. ]


You both have swords. [ She says before anything else, looking over them both a little warily. ] May I ask what for?
miraclewhip: (BP8ckqu)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-22 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[ Trevor gestures wildly at Alucard when she says that. See? She's being so unreasonable! It should not be this difficult to convince someone to leave Dracula's castle! Historically people WANT to leave Dracula's castle very quickly!

The speaker just continues. ]


There is a story here, and I intend to see it unfold. I stay in these halls to bear witness, or I leave with the hunting party in the evening.

[ And Trevor freezes in horror at that. Any right-thinking person would freeze in horror. A single human, inviting themselves to a hunting party of vampires. That's unthinkable and not liable to end nicely. ]
miraclewhip: by waving skull at girlfriend, using it as hand puppet (Wallachia man reports dead body)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2019-12-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ She shakes her head. ]

If I leave, I leave with Dracula and his party.

[ Okay, that's enough of that. Trevor looks to Alucard, frowning. ]

Do I have your leave to throw her out?

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