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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: 'Takes one to know one', says local vampire. (Wallachia man secretly dramatic fuck)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-20 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's funny, isn't it? They were gone when - if those dolls that he's trying not to acknowledge are any indication - he wanted them here. And now they're here when he needs to be alone. ]

Same rules as before, then. I'll bring dinner for you tonight, you can- do what you want until then, I suppose. I'm not exactly in charge of anyone here.

[ A sigh. ]

I'll be wrestling with the garden again, if you need me.
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[ It's difficult to have a strong reaction anymore, to the smell of fire and smoke. Difficult around Sypha, who is all warmth, who always has just a little of that smell hanging in her robes. So he doesn't panic. Not even here, among the ruins of a place ravaged by it.

But he does take action. He needs to find Alucard and Sypha and he needs to figure out where the fire is and how to control it. And the fire? The fire he can smell, so that's the obvious first step.

He runs toward it, keeping an eye out for the other two along the way. ]


Sypha? Sypha!
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-21 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think-

[ There's a hissing sound and a loud yelp from the kitchen, because someone's first instinct was to throw water on an oil fire. ]

Fuck, Sypha!

[ She's okay aside from some mild steam burns, thanks to the ability to direct the flaming oil that exploded out of the pan away from herself. The flames that leapt out of the pan when she added the water freeze in the air, burning until they run out of oil and then blinking out one by one. But the pan is still on fire. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ He pushes Sypha down, and that's entirely reflex. Flames mean smoke, and smoke is more dangerous higher up, and-

-he's maybe working on instinct and dislike of fire here. But he distantly hears Alucard's voice, and Sypha hears it not-distantly enough to push down the fire. Trevor can move through the scalding steam as she does to turn off the burner. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You in one piece?

[ He addresses it to the bundle of robes he's pulled up against him. She answers that question first, nodding and pulling herself free. Looking over her slightly-burned hands, testing to see she can move her fingers and then nodding again, covering her hands with a thin layer of frost.

She points to a book that, thankfully, has survived the worst of the fire. It's from the hold, and it's-

-yeah, they absolutely kept cookbooks in the hold. The current page describes a recipe for dense cakes fried in oil. Someone's been attempting to stress bake. Stress fry. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I was following the instructions! It was the fire pit that did it!

[ That's what the burners are called now. There's another book to the side of the first one. Smaller and battered and missing the numbering on the spine that marks the other books from the hold. There's a bookmark in it. ]
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ -finally lured Trey out of his room. The lente frytoures worked. Always does. He's still not himself. Wouldn't look at us. Wouldn't talk. Just snatched the plate from her and ran away.

Juliet was like this, too, after her first kill. I had to make the sweets, then. I don't remember if I was as shaken. I want to think I wasn't. I didn't put a stake in anything, after all, and I certainly survived. No reason to be sulking.

I shouldn't complain. If sweets is all that he'll eat until this passes, it's as good a reason as any to only eat sweets.


It's a diary. Discussing the recipe in the cookbook. Like it's something that might help. ]


I had to do something...
miraclewhip: (DYMUDuS)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not break that castle. The castle broke itself by fighting against me. If the wagon's wheel comes loose, I do not blame the horses.

Right, you blame me.

[ They keep talking, Trevor not knowing the significance of the book and Sypha not thinking it over enough to be worried about Alucard looking at it. She just laughs, sinking against Trevor. ]

See? You heard it. He broke the castle. He admitted to it.
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Why are you banning me? [ She points to the oven, then huffs. ] This thing is to blame. It should be banned from making food.

[ She waves one hand, forming a sheet of ice in the air. ]

Do you need-? [ She places ha hand against it, letting it sit between the two of them and Alucard so he can touch it, too. He was burned as well, after all. ]
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I can cook! I cook sometimes!

She does. It's-

[ It sounds pained. It sounds slightly more pained when the ice turns to frigid water and just happens to splash him. ]

You make it, then.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
-Stay.

[ The tone of everything changed, and so does his. It's not pleading. It's not- much of anything, really. But it's soft. Warm. He rolls up his sleeves. ]

Apparently I'm cooking. You may as well be around to eat it. It's-

[ He looks over at the recipe that Sypha chose. It hasn't quite clicked why she chose it, but he knows that he likes those things. Always found them comforting. Maybe she feels the same way.

The recipe calls for apples, of course. Which is why there's a basket of pears. That? He understands. ]


-it'll be okay. I've made it before, I probably won't fuck up.
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[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-22 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
See? You know that he is really the one who starts fires. I am innocent.

[ He ignores that, looking over what Sypha already had prepared. The batter is too thin, but he can deal with that. The spices aren't ground yet. The honey-

-he has a lot of work to do. But they'll cook quickly, when they're ready. He starts chopping a pear. ]


Try them? Honey's not going to be easy to come by unless I repair the old bee boxes. It'd be a shame to use it and you not have any.
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You just have honey? And I thought we would have to make do with the sweetness from the pears. That's-

[ He smiles, taking the honey. Adds a spoonful of it to the batter. He'll coat them with some more, once they're done. ]

Look at you, making her day.

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