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Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote2018-11-01 07:51 pm
miraclewhip: to demand dracula explain where babies come from (Wallachia man climbs on top of castle)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Or what, you put us on sticks as well?

[ He follows, the morning star dragging across the floor, but still doesn't attack. ]

Or are we special? Will you hang us from the windows maybe? Use us to decorate the hallway? Pull out our organs to have us stuffed with sawdust?
miraclewhip: no literally that's what's happening in this. (Default)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-05 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ No. He flicks his wrist again. Not to attack, just to make the chain of the whip ring against the stone. ]

I'm a Belmont, you're a vampire who lives in this castle and puts people on sticks. You know that can only end one of two ways.
miraclewhip: meth, calls cops on own dealer (Wallachia man upset about low quality)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-05 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sypha sinks to the ground. Trevor slams the handle of his whip into the wall.

They don't speak. Eventually, Sypha stands. She leaves, because the bodies still need to be dealt with. They bury the bodies, and Sypha performs the rites that the speakers perform for the nameless dead they find along the road.

They're skeletons in fucking nightdresses. It's hard to believe that they posed enough of a threat to warrant this.

Sypha can't bear to reenter the castle. But Trevor? Trevor has hunting to do.

He's ill-prepared for his family's work here, not quite trusting Alucard to run if he so much as tries to go the to hold beneath them for resources. They thought they'd be coming home to a friendly place. He didn't bring half of the shit he needs to win. But he's hurt. He's hurt and Sypha's hurt and-

-they'd thought he wasn't like this.

He said he was going to move the castle, and Trevor vaguely remembers the way to the engine rooms. He doesn't have a plan. Just go there, make a nuisance of himself. Prevent Alucard from working on the engines until he has to fight him. ]
miraclewhip: (uh3lL5G)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-05 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He thought that he'd attack on sight. He'd need to. Alucard has every possible advantage. And yet he doesn't. He just walks toward Alucard, Alucard in his fortress of books. ]

Why?

[ He wishes his voice didn't become so small. He's not sure when he stopped being angry, when he stopped being a pained thing lashing out. He misses it. Without it, he's just a pained thing. ]

I don't understand.
miraclewhip: knows he has no right to, does so anyway (Wallachia man judges others)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Seemed poor sport. None of my family had the hold beneath their feet when they came here.

[ It's not an honest answer. Honesty is hard. But he tries again. ]

I don't want to do this. But if you can't make me understand, then I can't leave a pale imitation of Dracula alive.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ That would explain the nightclothes. And he's still- he still doesn't like this. But it's hard not to slip back into old ways of speaking. It's comforting. And god knows they all need comforting right now. ]

-leaving people out there in their pajamas really makes it look like you've stolen some screaming unfortunate from a village at night, you know. You should consider the optics of your people on sticks.
miraclewhip: (e7T3jMf)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, that just makes it look like a very strange attempt at hanging up laundry.

[ Too bad, it's happening. He sits down on the other side of the book wall. They don't have to look at each other. They just need to figure out what the fuck to do. ]

You realise that if I tell her, we'll be staying here a while? You- do remember how she works, right? She was never going to say 'ah, yes. Our friend has lost his fucking mind. I'm going to accept this and move on'.
miraclewhip: virtues of being naked while eating cold spaghetti (Wallachia man explains in detail)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
You really have forgotten how fucking impossible she is, haven't you?

[ He sighs. ]

I tell her. We restrict ourselves to a corner of the castle away from you until she's convinced that you're either not hedgehog-humping mad or not worth the effort or until you fix this thing.

...and you explain what a fucking ellevitatator is because I don't speak fucking bohemian.
miraclewhip: 'I don't like it, I don't like it at all' (Wallachia man has feeling)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
We don't want to be needed elsewhere for a little while.

[ It's something of a raw admission. ]

We're tired, Alucard. She's tired. We came here because this is home.
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...are you always this dramatic about bad sex? Because usually I just get drunk.

[ He was holding himself back from saying it but. Look, he only has so much self-control.

It's probably not the helpful thing to say. ]
miraclewhip: after kicking in toilet. (Wallachia man floods strip club)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be honest, that sounds like an accurate description of not knowing what fucking lube is.

[ HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX oh right it's because Trevor is fucking nasty. ]
miraclewhip: would like to remind you of this at every possible opportunity (Wallachia man does not care)

[personal profile] miraclewhip 2020-03-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you probably don't want to hear the sordid details of my sex life.

[ He sighs. ]

We've established that I want be killing you, at least. I'm going to tell her what's happening. Do what you want, but we'll be in the castle.

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